1.who are you texting? 你在給誰發(fā)短信? No one! Just my friend Avery. 沒誰!只是一個叫Avery的朋友 Avery... Eh? Avery? Avery……呃?Avery? Is that a girl's nameabcor a boy's name? 這是一個男名還是女名? Does it matter? 有什么關(guān)系嗎? No! No, it doesn't matter, 不!不 沒關(guān)系 unless it's a boy! 除非 是個男孩! I know what makes you a boy. 我知道是什么使你成為男孩的 Uhh, you do? 呃……你……懂? Your bald head. 你的禿頭 Ohh. Yes. 哦 是啊 It's really smooth. 它好光滑 Sometimes I stare at it, 有時候我看著它 and imagine a littleabcchick popping out. 然后想象一只小雞蹦出來 Peep-peep-peep! 嗶嗶嗶 Goodnight, Agnes. 晚安Agnes Never get older. 永遠不要長大 Hey, yo! 嗨 喲! Hey, Tim, nice haircut! 嘿Tim 發(fā)型不錯! Tommy, hang in there, baby! Tommy 加油 寶貝!

　　2.We are the Anti-Villain League. 我們是除惡聯(lián)盟 An ultra secret organization dedicatedabcto fighting crime on a global scale. 旨在全球范圍內(nèi)對抗犯罪的絕密組織 Rob a bank, we're not interested.abcKill someone, not our deal. 搶銀行?我們不感興趣 殺人?關(guān)我們屁事 But you were to melt the polarabcice caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji, 但是 如果你想融化極地冰蓋 或者蒸發(fā)富士山 or even, 甚至 Steal the moon... 盜竊月亮…… Then, we notice. 那就會引起我們注意了

　　3When someone moves into theabcmall who is follically challenged, 當具有極大挑戰(zhàn)性的人走進商場 I make it my businessabcto know all about them. 我的任務(wù)就是去了解他

　　4.I know someone whoabccan fix that for you. 我知道有人能改變你 And you'll be talkingabcnormal in no time! 你再也不會顯得平庸!

　　5.all too well. It is theabclook of a broken heart. 你裝過頭了 其實內(nèi)在是一顆破碎的心

　　6.Okay! I see whereabcthis is going! 夠了 這下我懂了 impossible stuff, 就是《碟中諜》的那一套嘛 But no, no. 但是 不 不行 I'm a father now. And,abca legitimate businessman. 我現(xiàn)在是一個父親 一個守法的商人 I am developing a line ofabcdelicious jams and jellies. 我正在開發(fā)一條美味(www.mcqyy.com)果醬果凍的生產(chǎn)線 "Jams and jellies". “果醬果凍” Oh, attitude! 哦 真有禮貌哦!

　　7.And my new Mom Lucy is beyond compare 而我的新媽媽Lucy 是世界上最好的媽媽

　　8.So, you're saving the worldabcin a garbage can? 所以說 你就在垃圾箱里拯救世界?

　　9.I really like the wayabcyou smiled at the end. 我真喜歡結(jié)尾處你那個微笑 Let's try this one more time butabca tinsy-bit less like a zombie. 下面我們再試一次 注意不要弄得像僵尸一樣

　　10.And sometimes, I eat insteadabcof facing my problems! 而且有時候 什么東西煩我 我就把什么給吃了

　　11.I enjoyed that. Every second of it,abcGave me bit of a buzz, actually... 我享受整個過程的每一秒鐘 說實話 我都快high起來了!

　　12.And my dream, is to one day,abcplay video games for a living. 我的夢想就是以打游戲為生

　　13.You never know what kind ofabcbooby traps this guy could've set. 你永遠不會知道這個家伙會使什么鬼點子

　　14.These are sordid lies.abcI don't even like her. 蹩腳的謊話 我甚至都不喜歡她

　　15.You just officially hadabcthe worst date ever. 你圓滿完成了史上最糟糕約會

　　16..And that's where you come in. As an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villain thinks, and acts. 于是就輪到你商場了 作為一個前惡人 你了解惡人的思維以及行為

　　17.Are you reallyabcgonna save the world? 你真的要拯救世界嗎? Yes. Yes, I am. 是的是的 沒錯