趣味英語:你知道我是干嘛的嗎?
One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
一天晚上,一家旅館失火,住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
兩個(gè)人站在外面,看著大火。
"Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burn sit. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them."
“在我出來之前,”其中一個(gè)人說,“我跑進(jìn)一些房間,找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里,火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因?yàn)槲夷米咚鼈兌兊酶F。”
"You don't know my work," said the other.
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個(gè)人說。
"What is your work?" “你是干什么的?”
"I'm a policeman."
“我是警察。”
"Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "And do you know my work?"
“噢!”第一個(gè)人喊了一聲。他靈機(jī)一動(dòng),說:“那你知道我是干什么的?”
"No," said the policeman.
“不知道。”警察說。”
I'm a writer. I'm always tellings to ries about things that never happened."
“我是個(gè)作家。我總是愛編一些從未發(fā)生過的故事。