關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話劇本
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話劇本
英語(yǔ)綜合語(yǔ)言運(yùn)用能力的培養(yǎng)要求學(xué)生多接觸多運(yùn)用英語(yǔ)。情景對(duì)話為學(xué)生學(xué)英語(yǔ)搭建了平臺(tái),構(gòu)建了語(yǔ)言環(huán)境。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話,歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話篇一
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課,彼得打起瞌睡來(lái)了。
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老師:彼得!你說(shuō)說(shuō),世界上什么最大?
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老師:什么?眼皮?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得:是的,老師。因?yàn)槲已劬σ婚],眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話篇二
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來(lái)數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方,那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士,長(zhǎng)官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確,可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活,長(zhǎng)官。”
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話篇三
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中,媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買(mǎi)一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒(méi)關(guān)系”,他說(shuō),“我最想要的東西是你的愛(ài)、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō),“我寧愿給你買(mǎi)一件禮物”。
關(guān)于搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話篇四
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)他的父親,“爸爸,要花多少錢(qián)才能結(jié)婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道,我現(xiàn)在還在交錢(qián)。”父親回答。
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