搞笑的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話
搞笑的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話
下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話,歡迎大家閱讀!
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話一:
小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話二
A; How are you ?
怎么是你,
B: how old are you?
怎么老是你?
A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .
你有種,我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
A: You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
as far as you go to die
有多遠(yuǎn),死多遠(yuǎn)!!!!
B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉 。
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?)
女:Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我寧愿留下那些錢。)
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
男:Can I have your name?(直譯:我能有你的名字嗎?)
女:Why? Don’t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎?)
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
男:I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
女:I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
男:Is this seat empty?(直譯:這個(gè)座位是空的吧?)
女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
男:Haven’t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方見過(guò)你?)
女:Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個(gè)地方的原因。)
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個(gè)星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)
女:Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個(gè)周末我頭疼。)
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非??鞓?lè)。)
女:Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說(shuō)你要離開?)
搞笑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:
A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?
B:Hu胡(諧音:誰(shuí))
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?誰(shuí)?
B:yes, I am~是,我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你!
B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊
A:So tell me about it那就告訴我啊
B:Hu!胡!
A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!
B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡
A:O~哦