隨著國際間經(jīng)濟(jì),技術(shù)合作交流的機(jī)會逐漸增多，需要大量有一定英語口語水平的技術(shù)人才。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語日常用語搞笑句子，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語日常用語搞笑句子精選

　　1.Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

　　匈牙利動物園：請不要給動物喂食。如果您有食品，請喂給值班警衛(wèi)。

　　2.If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

　　日本旅館：如果您想調(diào)節(jié)您房間的溫度，請控制您自己。

　　3.Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

　　挪威酒吧：女士們不要在酒吧里生孩子。

　　4.Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

　　瑞典皮貨商店：為女士們制作的皮大衣，是用她們的皮制成的。

　　5.Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

　　香港牙科診所：由最新的衛(wèi)理公會教徒給您拔牙.

　　6.Drop your trousers here for best results.

　　泰國的干洗店:在這里脫掉您的褲子,等待最好的結(jié)果.

　　7.Specialist in women and other diseases.

　　意大利婦科診所：我們是women和其他疾病的專家。

　　8.The manager has personally passed all water served here.

　　墨西哥旅館：旅館經(jīng)理將親自為您撒尿。

　　9.We take your bags and send them in all directions.

　　丹麥機(jī)場：我們將拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。

　　10.Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.

　　俄國公墓：歡迎訪問這個公墓，許多著名的俄國藝術(shù)家每天埋在這里，但星期四不埋。

　　英語日常用語搞笑句子閱讀

　　Poor Frosty

　　可憐的雪人

　　Once upon a time the Elf, Rudolph and Santa got into the hot bath tub,

　　曾經(jīng)有一次，小精靈，魯?shù)婪蚝褪フQ老人進(jìn)了熱乎的浴盆，

　　As it would keep them from the cold outside, when they got a little scrub.

　　為了避寒，他們湊合著擦洗了一番

　　When Frosty saw what they were doing he laughed and poked fun at them,

　　當(dāng)他們稍微的擦洗了一番，便被雪人看到了，雪人嘲笑他們，跟他們開起了玩笑。

　　Santa was so embarrassed and didn't know what to say to Frosty, his cutest gem.

　　圣誕老人覺得很丟臉，也不知道跟他最可愛的伙計(jì)說點(diǎn)啥。

　　So in his defence he told Frosty to enter the hot bath tub instead of finding flaws.

　　為了挽回面子，他也讓雪人進(jìn)熱浴盆，免得他有機(jī)會唧唧歪歪的。

　　He thought this would make Frosty realize what a cool idea it really was.

　　他腦子里盤算著，得讓雪人知道進(jìn)熱浴盆是個多酷的注意，

　　But when Frosty got in, the temperature of the tub changed from hot to cold,

　　但是當(dāng)雪人進(jìn)去后，浴盆里的空氣馬上從熱變冷了。

　　And within seconds the Elf, Rudolph and Santa froze.

　　沒兩分鐘，小精靈、魯?shù)婪蚝褪フQ老人都被凍住了。

　　They froze not just because it was too cold to bear,

　　他們不是因?yàn)樘浔粌鲎〉模?/p>

　　But they froze when they realized their culprit has melted in the hot tub there.

　　而是因?yàn)槟莻€讓他們石化的元兇在熱浴盆里化了。

　　Poor Frosty!

　　可憐的雪人。

　　英語日常用語搞笑句子學(xué)習(xí)

　　Arts and Crafts Store 工藝品商店

　　Don't you think we could use one to decorate our room?

　　難道你不想買一條來裝飾我們的房間嗎?

　　Artistic tapestry is the highest form of expression of the rug weaving art，an exquisite handicraft of superb artistry in typical Chinese style.

　　藝術(shù)掛毯體現(xiàn)了地毯紡織藝術(shù)的最高水平，是具有典型中國風(fēng)格的手工藝精品。

　　Is this the marvellous landscape in Guilin?

　　掛毯上是不是美麗的桂林山水?

　　What a lovely tapestry!

　　多美的掛毯啊!

　　Which do you prefer，the linen one，the figured dacron or the brocade?

　　您要哪種臺布，亞麻的、提花滌綸還是織錦緞的?

　　You haven't anything cheaper，have you?

　　你們沒有再便宜一點(diǎn)兒的嗎?

　　Please have a look at the handembroldered one with anew design of bamboo.

　　請看這塊手繡的有新式竹子圖案的臺布。

　　What fine needlework!

　　多好的繡工啊!

　　Are you being served，sir?

　　先生，有人接待您嗎?

　　I'd like to buy a medium-sized cloisonne vase with alight blue background.

　　我想買一個中等尺寸的景泰藍(lán)花瓶，底色要淡藍(lán)的。

　　I'm sorry，sir. They are sold out.

　　對不起，先生，它們已經(jīng)賣完了。

　　The background is pale blue with traditional Chinese paintings of flowers and birds.

　　底色是淺藍(lán)的，還有中國花鳥畫。

　　It's attractive. I'll take a pair.

　　這個很漂亮，我要一對。

　　Can you pack the vases and send them to New York bymail for me?

　　你替我把花瓶包裝好寄往紐約，行嗎?

　　They are made from different materials——dolomite，tough silk，organdie etc.

　　它們是用不同的材料做的，白云石、綃、蟬翼紗等。

　　This is made of wild goose feather and this is made of skylark feather.

　　這把是用雁毛做的，這把是用云雀毛做的。