英語幽默笑話：Angry Mummy Bear

　　Angry Mummy Bear

　　Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .

　　He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!

　　"Who's been eating my porrodge?"he squeaks .

　　Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chiar,

　　He looks into his big bowl .It is also empty!

　　"Who is been eating my porridge?"he roars .

　　Mummy bear puts her head though the serving hatch from the kitchen and scream .

　　"For God's sake,how many time do we have to go though this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

　　生氣的熊媽媽

　　熊寶寶走到樓下坐在他的小餐桌椅上。

　　他窺探著他的小碗。碗是空的。

　　他吱吱叫說：“誰吃了我的麥片粥?”

　　熊爸爸來到桌邊坐在他的太椅子上。

　　他窺探著他的大碗.碗也是空的。

　　他太聲吼叫說：“誰吃了我的麥片粥?”

　　熊媽媽把她的頭從廚房的端菜口伸出來尖聲叫著：

　　“看在老天的份上，我們還得忍受這樣子多少次呢?我還沒做麥片粥啦!”