雷人的愛(ài)情語(yǔ)錄雙語(yǔ)句子

　　When two's company, three's the result!

　　兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個(gè)人才是!

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛(ài)情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

　　Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的老公知道。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來(lái)。

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)。