Problem with gas 放屁的問(wèn)題

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.

　　As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.

　　有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生，她對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：”醫(yī)生，我有愛(ài)放屁的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問(wèn)題，因?yàn)槲曳牌ú怀舳覜](méi)聲音。

　　事實(shí)上，自從我進(jìn)了你辦公室后，已經(jīng)放了至少20個(gè)屁了，但是你并不知道對(duì)吧，因?yàn)槲业钠ú怀?，而且還沒(méi)聲音。"醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“好的，我明白了。

　　Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.

　　The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

　　吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來(lái)。一個(gè)星期后，老太太來(lái)了，¨醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放屁還是沒(méi)聲音。

　　但是怎么這么臭"醫(yī)生說(shuō)：太好了!既然你的嗅覺(jué)正常了，門(mén)開(kāi)始治聽(tīng)覺(jué)吧。¨