30秒英語幽默笑話：烹飪課

　　Cooking Class

　　One day during cooking class,

　　our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

　　When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

　　she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

　　烹飪課

　　一天在上烹飪課的時(shí)候，

　　我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚(yáng)她：準(zhǔn)備完美醬料的秘訣。

　　當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準(zhǔn)備工作時(shí)，

　　她說：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。

　　As I stirred my sauce ,

　　I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

　　and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

　　I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

　　"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

　　"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

　　當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時(shí)，

　　我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，

　　然后認(rèn)定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。

　　我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。

　　我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”

　　她回答：“因?yàn)?，如果我必須坐在這里聽你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮?，我會發(fā)瘋喔”。