笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的超搞笑的英文小笑話帶翻譯最短，歡迎閱讀!

　　超搞笑的英文小笑話帶翻譯最短精選

　　(一)

　　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

　　"孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?"

　　"沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。"

　　(二)

　　A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they're eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old kid came back home and asked his father, "Father, is it expensive to be married?" And the father said, "Yes, son, it is very expensive." So the son asked, "How much does it cost?" And the father said, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."

　　有個(gè)小孩愛上了另一個(gè)小孩，對(duì)方是學(xué)校的同學(xué)。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時(shí)會(huì)迷戀班上某個(gè)人，然后就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個(gè)八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸：「爸爸，結(jié)婚很花錢嗎?」爸爸說：「是啊，兒子，非?；ㄥX?！箖鹤佑謫枺骸敢ǘ嗌馘X呢?」爸爸說：「我不知道，兒子，我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢啊!」

　　超搞笑的英文小笑話帶翻譯最短閱讀

　　(一)

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.

　　Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

　　Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

　　兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。

　　父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎?

　　兒子：爸爸，我想你是對(duì)的，那給我一塊錢行嗎?

　　(二)

　　Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

　　Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.

　　史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅.

　　服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的.

　　超搞笑的英文小笑話帶翻譯最短學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

　　一名偉人

　　老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?

　　學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒有人活到400多歲。

　　(二)

　　Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　Man:He is really somebody.What does do?

　　Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

　　他真是一個(gè)大人物

　　小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。

　　男人：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的?

　　小孩：墓地守墓人。

　　超搞笑的英文小笑話帶翻譯最短欣賞

　　Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,"Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?" "No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket."

　　湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時(shí)候。那時(shí)他第一次去。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。 幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。 一個(gè)女的問她，"你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個(gè)朋友?" "沒有， 我里面沒朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"

　　超搞笑的英文小笑話帶翻譯最短品味

　　Where is the egg?

　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher:Then where is the "egg"?

　　Student:In the cake,Sir.

　　雞蛋在哪里?

　　老師：你能用"雞蛋"一詞造句嗎?

　　學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

　　老師："雞蛋"在哪?

　　學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生