笑話是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器，在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用。下面是學習啦小編帶來的初中英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　初中英語笑話帶翻譯精選

　　I Never Work after Supper

　　A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?"

　　The hired man agreed. The farm's wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.

　　When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, "While we're still at the table, let's have supper too. " They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once more.

　　"Now that the meals are out of the way, " the farmer announced, we can go out and work all day without interruption. "

　　"Oh, no, " the farmhand answered. " I never work after supper.

　　Notes:

　　(1) penny-pinching adj.吝嗇的

　　(2) hired hand n. 幫手

　　(3) nuisance n. 討厭的事物、人、行為等

　　(4) wash up洗

　　(5) be out of the way解決某事

　　(6) interruption n.打斷某人

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文選擇正確答案：

　　①How many people did the farmer hire to work in his field?

　　A. One

　　B. Two

　　C. Three

　　D. Four

　?、?What, according to the farmer, was a nuisance?

　　A. to come back from the field

　　B. to wash up for lunch

　　C. to take time to eat

　　D. All of the above.

　　③ Why did the farmer urge the farmhand to eat three meals together?

　　A. Because the farmhand was always hungry.

　　B. Because the farmer's wife prepared three meals at one time.

　　C. Because he was not willing to let the farmhand have a rest.

　　D. Because the crops in the field had to be harvested in no time.

　?、?We can see from the passage that the farmer

　　A. was too vicious

　　B. did not like the farmhand

　　C. was too mean

　　D. was very hospitable

　　⑤ We can infer from the passage that the farmhand

　　A. was slow-witted

　　B. was very greedy

　　C. was very lazy

　　D. was a clever man

　　19.我晚飯后從不工作

　　一位農場主非常吝嗇，不想讓他雇傭的幫手停下來休息。一天早上，他對幫手說：“從地里回來，又要洗手吃飯，又花時間，真是太不方便了。我們何不省點時間，現在就吃午飯呢?”

　　雇員同意了。農場主的妻子端進來一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，兩個人又開始吃起來。

　　吃完后，吝嗇鬼說：“既然我們還在桌子邊，讓我們連晚飯也吃了吧。”這次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和雜燴青菜。于是兩個人又吃起來。

　　“現在三頓飯都吃過了，”農場主宣稱道，“我們便可以出去一整天不停地干活了。”

　　“哦，不，”那幫手回答說，“晚飯后我從不工作。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①A②D③C④C⑤D

　　初中英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　Coffee Problem

　　A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

　　"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

　　Notes:

　　(1) stabbing adj.刺痛的

　　(2) spoon n.匙子

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文回答下列問題：

　?、?Where was the man?

　　② What problem did he have?

　?、?In which eye did he have the problem?

　?、?How did the doctor answer him?

　　⑤ Do you think the doctor was only joking?

　　20.咖啡問題

　　一位男子來到醫(yī)生的辦公室。“醫(yī)生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您說我該怎么辦?”他問道。

　　“把勺子從咖啡杯里拿出來。”醫(yī)生回答說。

　　練習參考答案：

　　① At the doctor's office.

　?、?He had a stabbing pain in the eye.

　?、?The right eye.

　?、?The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every time he had a cup of coffee.

　　⑤ No.

　　初中英語笑話帶翻譯學習

　　Ive Just Bitten My Tongue

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

　　"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

　　Notes:

　　(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

　　(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。句中Cause是Because的縮略形式。

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文回答下列問題：

　?、?The young snake was a female .

　?、?The mother snake was puzzled by the young snake's question.

　　③ The young snake had just eaten something poisonous.

　?、?The young snake was going to die.

　?、?The young snake was worried about his survival because he thought his own blood would kill him.

　　21.我剛咬破自己的舌頭

　　“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。

　　“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么?”

　　“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”

　　練習參考答案：

　?、貴②T③F④F⑤T