笑話從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的2016爆笑的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　2016爆笑的英語笑話精選

　　Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　Notes:

　　(1) bachelor n.單身漢

　　(2) perfect adj.完美的

　　(3) mate n.配偶

　　(4) cute adj.聰穎的

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：

　　① For what did the bachelor turn to the computer?

　?、?What were his requirements?

　?、?Did the computer give him an answer?

　?、?What was the advice of the computer?

　?、?What is a penguin?

　　34.找個伴侶

　　一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：“我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。”

　　回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?A mate

　?、?small and cute; loved water-sports and enjoyed group activities.

　　③ Yes.

　?、?It advised him to marry a penguin.

　　⑤ A penguin is a seabird of the Antarctic with wings used for swimming.

　　2016爆笑的英語笑話閱讀

　　My Roommate

　　My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for a certain book. She rushed to the library, found the book and stuck in it a letter from her mother.

　　"Why would he want to read a letter from your mother?" I asked.

　　"He wouldn't, but if he's any kind of gentleman, he'll return it to me " Her dorm and room numbers were on the envelope, of course.

　　The next day he appeared with the letter and asked my roommate out on a date. "Couldn't fail," she later told me. "The book was Great Expectations.

　　Notes:

　　(1) overhear v.偶然聽到;無意中聽到

　　(2) on one’s way to在去……的路上

　　(3) date n.約會

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　?、?My roommate was interested in a young man in her _____ class.

　　A. mathematics

　　B. English

　　C. English-literature

　　D. physics

　　② How did she know that he was on his way to the library?

　　A. He had told her so.

　　B. She was only guessing.

　　C. Her classmate told her so.

　　D. She overheard it when he was talking to someone else.

　?、?She rushed to the library, and stuck in it_____ .

　　A. a love letter

　　B. a rose flower

　　C. a letter from her mother

　　D. a note on which there were her dorm and room numbers

　　④ The young man knew where to find the girl because______ .

　　A. there were her dorm and room numbers on the letter

　　B. there were her dorm and room numbers on the envelope

　　C. he found her telephone number

　　D. his classmates helped him

　?、?What happened at last?

　　A. The young man only returned the letter to her.

　　B. The young man ignored the letter.

　　C. The young man was too shy to ask her out on a date.

　　D. She did make it.

　　35.我的室友

　　我的室友對她英國文學(xué)課上的一個年輕人有意思，但又不好意思讓他知道。一天，她聽到他和別人說要去圖書館借某本書。她沖到圖書館，找到那本書，夾進(jìn)去她媽媽來的一封信。

　　“他為什么會要讀你媽媽來的信呢?”我問。

　　“他不會讀的。但如果他還算是個紳士的話，他會把信還給我的。”當(dāng)然啦，她的宿舍及房間號碼就在信封上。

　　第二天，他拿著那封信出現(xiàn)了，并約我室友出去。“錯不了的，”她后來對我說，“那本書的書名是《遠(yuǎn)大前程》。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貱②D③C④B⑤D

　　2016爆笑的英語笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　I Cant Stop Now

　　The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came, she stepped aside, saying "You go on ahead. I can't stop now. He's just carried her into his castle!"

　　Notes:

　　(1) paperback n.平裝書

　　(3) inch v.慢性移動;漸進(jìn)

　　(2) romance n.愛情故事

　　(4) castle n.城堡

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：

　?、?Where were the two persons in the passage?

　?、?What was the woman doing?

　?、?How was the line moving?

　?、?What did the woman do when her turn finally came?

　?、?Why did the woman do so?

　　36.我無法停下

　　人們在汽車商場里排著長隊。排在我前面的是一位婦女，她在讀一部平裝本的小說。我在她的身后一點點向前挪動。終于輪到她了，她卻讓開了，說：“你先來。我現(xiàn)在無法停下來，他把她帶進(jìn)城堡啦!”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　① At a department of motor vehicles.

　?、?She was reading a romance novel.

　　③ Very slowly.

　?、?She stepped aside.

　?、?Because she couldn't stop reading the novel.