初一英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　隨著語言學(xué)的多元發(fā)展,語篇分析也方興未艾,而把笑話作為一種語篇進行分析卻很少見。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的初一英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　初一英語小笑話帶翻譯精選

　　The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat

　　A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many there are, may I have one?" The shepherd thought it unlikely the man would guess the exact number, so he agreed.

　　The bureaucrat guessed, "You have 287 sheep." The shepherd was astonished, since this was exactly right.

　　"Can I pick out my sheep now?" asked the bureaucrat. The shepherd grudgingly gave his permission. Selecting one, the bureaucrat slung it over his shoulders to carry home.

　　The shepherd got an idea." If I guess your occupation'," he said, "may I have my sheep back?" The bureaucrat was surprised, but figured there was little chance of the shepherd guessing correctly, so he went along. "You're a bureaucrat, "announced the shepherd. Amazed, the bureaucrat asked.

　　"How did you know?"

　　The shepherd replied, "Put the dog down and we'll talk about it.

　　Notes:

　　(1) bureaucrat n.官僚

　　(2) come upon偶然遇到

　　(3) shepherd n.牧羊人

　　(4) take a fancy to sth 喜愛

　　(5) astonish v.使驚駭

　　(6) pick out挑選

　　(7) grudgingly adv.不情愿地

　　(8) sling v.用力投擲

　　(9) occupation n.職業(yè);工作

　　(10) figure v.料想;推斷

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　?、?What was the bureaucrat doing when he saw the shepherd?

　　A. He was driving in the countryside.

　　B. He was fishing in the countryside.

　　C. He was having a walk in the countryside.

　　D. He was hunting in the countryside.

　?、?How many sheep did the shepherd have?

　　A. one hundred and eighty seven

　　B. two hundred and eighty seven

　　C. three hundred and eighty seven

　　D. eight hundred and seventy two

　?、?How did the shepherd feel when the bureaucrat guessed right?

　　A. He was very delighted.

　　B. He was puzzled.

　　C. He was very sad

　　D. He was greatly surprised.

　?、?How many sheep did the bureaucrat choose?

　　A. one

　　B. two

　　C. three

　　D. four

　　⑤ How could the shepherd guess the man's occupation as a bureaucrat?

　　A. The bureaucrat's wearing told him.

　　B. The bureaucrat's words told what his occupation was.

　　C. The bureaucrat had mistaken a dog for a sheep -

　　D. The shepherd overheard that the man was a bureaucrat.

　　43.牧羊人與官僚

　　一位官僚在徒步旅行，這時他看到一個牧羊人在看護一大群羊。這個官僚特別喜歡羊，就問牧羊人：“如果我能猜出有多少只，我能領(lǐng)走一只羊嗎?”牧羊人想他不可能猜中準確的數(shù)目，就同意了。

　　官僚猜道：“你有二百八十七只羊。”牧羊人驚呆了，因為這確是準確的數(shù)目。

　　“我可以挑一只羊了吧?”官僚問道。牧羊人勉強地答應(yīng)了。官僚挑了一只羊，把它甩在肩上就往家里扛。

　　牧羊人來了主意。“如果我猜中你的身份，”他說，“我可以收回我的羊嗎?”官僚甚感驚奇，但考慮到牧羊人猜中的機會很小，就同意了。“你是個官員，”牧羊人猜道。

　　官僚一愣，問道：“你怎么知道的?”

　　牧羊人回答：“先把我的狗放下，然后我們再說話。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貱②B③D④A⑤C

　　初一英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　The Judges Pistol

　　One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket, Martin noticed a shiny black pistol bolstered to the judge's shoulder.

　　The judge was not a firearms enthusiast, so Martin asked him why he was carrying it. His friend said that because of recent threats he had borrowed the pistol from the repository of confiscated weapons. Holding it up, the judge said, "I chose this one because it's so mean-looking, yet it hardly weighs a thing. I hope I don't need it, because I don't even know how to load it."

　　"It's not hard," Martin said, examining it closely. "We can fill it at the water fountain on the way out."

　　Notes:

　　(1) chambers n.法官辦公室

　　(2) robe n.長袍

　　(3) shiny n.閃亮的

　　(4) holster v.裝在皮套里

　　(5) repository n.倉庫

　　(6) confiscated adj.沒收的;充公的

　　(7) mean-looking adj.嚇人的

　　(8) load v.裝彈于(槍炮)

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：

　?、?Where did Martin stop by one day?

　?、?Why was he there?

　?、?Why was the judge carrying a pistol?

　?、?Had the judge used a weapon before? 14ow do you know?

　　⑤ What did Martin think of the gun?

　　44.法官的手槍

　　一天，麥爾·馬丁來到一個法官辦公室。他跟法官約好了一起吃午餐。當法官換掉長袍時，馬丁發(fā)現(xiàn)法官肩上綁著一支閃光發(fā)亮的手槍。

　　法官并不是個武器狂熱者，因此馬丁問他為什么帶上它。他的這位朋友回答說因為近來不斷有恐嚇發(fā)生，所以他從充公武器倉庫那里借來一把手槍。法官把槍拿在手里，說：“我選了這把槍是因為它看起來很嚇人，卻一點也不重。我希望我并不需要它，因為我還不知道怎么裝子彈呢。”

　　“這并不難，”馬丁說，一邊仔細檢查那支槍，“我們可以在出口的自來水管處裝滿它。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　① He stopped by the chambers of a judge

　?、?Because he had a lunch appointment with the judge.

　?、?Because of recent threats.

　?、?No, he hadn't. He didn't even know how to load the gun.

　?、?The gun was a toy, not a real one.

　　初一英語小笑話帶翻譯學(xué)習(xí)

　　A Call from a Frog

　　A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "

　　The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

　　"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class.

　　Notes:

　　(1) frog n.青蛙

　　(2) psychic n.通靈之人

　　(3) semester n.(美國)一個學(xué)期

　　(4) biology n.生物學(xué)

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、誤(F)：

　?、?A frog visits the psychic one day.

　?、?The psychic tells the frog that he will meet a pretty mid-aged

　　③ The frog is greatly delighted to hear the news.

　?、?The frog would like to meet her at a party.

　　⑤ The psychic tells him that he will be in danger actually.

　　45.青蛙的電話

　　青蛙撥打通靈熱線。電話中說：“你將遇到一位美麗的年輕女子，她要了解你的一切。”

　　青蛙說：“這太棒了!我會在舞會上遇見她，還是----?”

　　“不，”通靈者說，“是在下個學(xué)期她的生物課上。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貴②F③T④T⑤T