超好笑的英語幽默笑話

　　笑話是各國文化的精髓,反映各國的風(fēng)俗習(xí)慣。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的超好笑英語幽默笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超好笑英語幽默笑話精選

　　(一)

　　他們很忙 They're Busy

　　One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.“ May I speak to your parents? ”“ They'rebusy. ”“ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”“ The police. ”“ Can I speak to them? ”“ They're busy. ”“Oh. Is anybody else there? ”“ The firemen. ”“ Can I speak to them? ”“ They're busy. ”“ So let meget this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy?What are they doing? ”“ Looking for me. ”

　　電話鈴響了，小男孩接了電話。“請(qǐng)你父母聽電話好嗎?”“他們很忙。”“噢，那家里還有其他人嗎?”“還有警察。”“我可以和他們說話嗎?”“他們很忙。”“那還有其他人嗎?”“還有消防員。”“我可以和他們說話嗎?”“他們也很忙。”“請(qǐng)直接告訴我——你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家，但他們都很忙，他們到底在干什么?”“在找我。”

　　(二)

　　我怎么把口香糖取出來 How do I get the gum out

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'mmeeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢?”

　　超好笑英語幽默笑話閱讀

　　(一)

　　The Swimmer 游泳者

　　The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times beforebreakfast.Johnny laughed."Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked theteacher."No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and getback to the side where his clothes were."

　　老師給同學(xué)們講了一個(gè)小故事，說有一個(gè)人早飯前要在河里游泳，橫渡三趟。約翰尼笑了。老師問道：“你不相信一個(gè)游泳很好的人可以做到么?”約翰尼回答說：“不是的，先生，我是不明白他為什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”

　　(二)

　　你的鐘準(zhǔn)嗎?

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door,and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

　　丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂部當(dāng)守門人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過他的門口，而且許多人都會(huì)停下來問他:“請(qǐng)問現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)?”

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people anymore. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

　　幾個(gè)月后，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。”于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

　　"Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily. But after that, a lotof people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?"

　　“現(xiàn)在人們總不會(huì)再停下來問我時(shí)間了。”他高興地想?？墒谴蚰且院螅刻烊杂性S多人停下來，看看鐘，然后問丹:“這鐘準(zhǔn)嗎?”

　　超好笑英語幽默笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　what's puberty(青春期)

　　One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy,what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up theword in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.

　　一天晚上，在準(zhǔn)備晚飯的時(shí)候，我們十歲的女兒?jiǎn)枺?ldquo;媽媽，什么是青春期?”我的妻子此時(shí)正忙得不亦樂乎，所以她建議佩吉到字典上查這個(gè)詞，然后她們可以再討論它。

　　A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.

　　幾分鐘以后，佩吉回來了。她媽媽問字典上怎么說。

　　"Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."

　　“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣布：“一個(gè)女孩能忍受孩子的最早年齡。”

　　"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.

　　“你怎么想呢?”我妻子問。

　　"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear.".

　　“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我總能忍受孩子。讓我忍受不了的是大人。

　　Note: bear children: 生孩子。bear 一詞也可作“忍受”講。

　　(二)

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy."

　　朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”

　　Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital ofItaly?"

　　媽媽打斷她說：“朱莉葉，你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢?”

　　And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"

　　朱莉葉回答說：“因?yàn)槲以诘乩砜季砩鲜沁@么寫的。”