笑話具有的娛樂功能是其首要功能，笑話雖小,但它含有極強(qiáng)的語言表達(dá)技巧和人類的高超智慧。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的小學(xué)一年級(jí)英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學(xué)一年級(jí)英語笑話精選

　　(一)

　　激動(dòng)的話 Excited Remarks

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to have one of those someday," his dad’s response always was "Not as long as I’m alive."

　　我五歲的兒子對(duì)摩托車有強(qiáng)烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車，他就會(huì)高興得哇哇直叫，并激動(dòng)地說：“瞧這輛!瞧這輛，我總有一天也要有一輛。”他爸爸的回答老是“只要我活著，你就別想有這玩藝兒。”

　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, "Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies."

　　一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說話，有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道“瞧這輛!瞧這輛!等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。"

　　(二)

　　當(dāng)你的朋友來聞花香的時(shí)候

　　Two Americans laid a wreath on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice onthe grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to comeand eat that rice?"

　　兩個(gè)美國人在一個(gè)朋友的墓前獻(xiàn)上鮮花，這時(shí)他們看到附近一個(gè)日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米飯。一個(gè)美國人問道：“你覺得你的朋友什么時(shí)候能來吃這些米飯呢?”

　　The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."

　　日本人答道：“當(dāng)你的朋友來聞這些花香的時(shí)候。”

　　小學(xué)一年級(jí)英語笑話閱讀

　　(一)

　　吃醋的妻子 A Jealous Wife

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’tfind hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a baldwoman!"

　　從前有個(gè)妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭發(fā)，于是大叫：“好啊，現(xiàn)在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了!”

　　The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She’s not onlybald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

　　第二天晚上，她沒有從丈夫衣服上聞到香水味，于是又大叫：“她不但是個(gè)禿頭，而且很窮酸，連香水都不買。”

　　(二)

　　I Got an A in Maths

　　我數(shù)學(xué)得了A

　　Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths.

　　托馬斯把自己的成績單拿給爸爸看，爸爸高興的叫妻子：“嗨，瑪麗恩，快來看這張成績單-我數(shù)學(xué)得了A。”

　　小學(xué)一年級(jí)英語笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　All I do is pay

　　我要做的一切就是付錢

　　"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance,my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

　　布朗先生告訴同事說：“我的家簡直就象一個(gè)國家一樣。我妻子是財(cái)政部長。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長，我女兒是外交秘書。”

　　"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your

　　position?"

　　“聽上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢?”

　　"I’m the people. All I do is pay."

　　“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”

　　(二)

　　如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理 If I Am a Manager

　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am aManager.

　　一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。

　　“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　“我在等我的秘書”。那孩子答道。