小學(xué)英語(yǔ)課前三分鐘小笑話帶翻譯
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)課前三分鐘小笑話帶翻譯
一些幽默的英語(yǔ)故事,能提高我們閱讀英語(yǔ)的興趣,有些英語(yǔ)課前會(huì)將一些有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話。今天學(xué)習(xí)啦小編在這里為大家分享一些小學(xué)英語(yǔ)課前三分鐘小笑話,歡迎大家閱讀!
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)課前三分鐘小笑話
(一)
答非所問(wèn)的各種搞笑對(duì)話
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
綿羊在圣誕節(jié)會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說(shuō)什么?
Merry Christmas to ewe(發(fā)音同you)!
母羊圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè)。(祝你圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè))
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
把什么放進(jìn)圣誕大餐上最好。
Your teeth!
你的牙齒。
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
為什么圣誕節(jié)都要吃大餐?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
因?yàn)槟憔涂梢哉f(shuō)“吃得快樂(lè)”
Knock Knock.
咚咚咚。
Who's there?
誰(shuí)呀
Mary.
瑪麗
Mary who?
哪個(gè)Mary?
Mary Christmas!
Mary Christmas(圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè))
A definition of Christmas:
圣誕節(jié)的定義:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
人人都為圣誕老人瘋狂。
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹會(huì)對(duì)另一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹說(shuō)什么?
My POP is bigger than yours!
我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
你把從富人家偷來(lái)禮物送給窮人家的精靈叫什么?
Ribbon Hood!(Robin Hood)
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
圣誕節(jié)Christmas Day最后的是什么?
The letter "Y"!
字母Y
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
生氣的老鼠在12月給每個(gè)人送什么?
Cross mouse cards! 穿過(guò)老鼠卡(Christmas Card圣誕賀卡)
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
亞當(dāng)在圣誕節(jié)前一晚說(shuō)什么?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Eve,是圣誕節(jié)了。(It's Christmas Eve 平安夜)
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
你會(huì)買(mǎi)圣誕節(jié)期間使用的紀(jì)念郵票嗎?(你會(huì)買(mǎi)Christmas 海豹嗎?)
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
不會(huì),我不知道怎么養(yǎng)它們。
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
圣誕節(jié)最好的key是什么?
A turkey!
turkey(伙計(jì))
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
圣誕節(jié)給父母送什么最好?
A list of everything you want!
你最想要的禮物清單。(免得爸媽還要絞盡腦汁的想送什么給我)
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
圣誕節(jié)野生動(dòng)物都唱什么?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
(叢林響叮當(dāng),叢林響叮當(dāng),到處都是叢林)
What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
剛當(dāng)上爸媽的人圣誕節(jié)最喜歡唱什么歌?
Silent Night!
安靜的夜。(今晚孩子不要哭)
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
槲寄生在哪兒出名的?
"Holly" wood!
好萊塢。(神圣的森林)
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
圣誕蠟燭會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說(shuō)什么?
You light me up!(歌曲)
你照亮了我。
(二)
Make your fortune計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)
"How did you make your fortune?"
“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的將來(lái)的?”
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人,他有錢(qián),我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”
"How did that help?"
“那有什么用?”
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了,我有錢(qián)。”
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)課前短篇笑話帶翻譯
(一)
Two Birds
兩只鳥(niǎo)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?
老師: 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo),一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學(xué)生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師:請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學(xué)生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
(二)
心不在焉的教授 The Absent-minded Professor
The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"
粗心的教授大聲地喊道:“凱特,到黑板前面來(lái)!”
Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."
另外一個(gè)學(xué)生說(shuō):“教授,凱特沒(méi)來(lái)。”
"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."
“別說(shuō)話,讓凱特自己講。”
經(jīng)典的小學(xué)英語(yǔ)課前三分鐘小笑話
(一)
丟失的錢(qián)包 Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a bill init. Now there are twenty class="main">
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)課前三分鐘小笑話帶翻譯
一個(gè)女人丟了手提包,有一個(gè)誠(chéng)實(shí)的小孩撿到后交還給了她。她看了看錢(qián)包,說(shuō):“嗯,這么有趣,我丟的時(shí)候里面是一張20美元,現(xiàn)在成了20張一美元。”
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."
“沒(méi)錯(cuò),夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道,“上次我撿到錢(qián)包時(shí),那位夫人沒(méi)有零錢(qián)獎(jiǎng)賞給我。”
(二)
坐到了后坐上 Never Mind
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen thedashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
一個(gè)醉漢打電話給警察局,報(bào)告小偷光顧了他的車(chē),“他們偷走了儀表盤(pán)、方向盤(pán),甚至連剎車(chē)腳板都偷走了。”
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Nevermind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
然而在警察還沒(méi)有開(kāi)始調(diào)查時(shí),電話又一次響了起來(lái),“沒(méi)事了”,醉漢打著嗝說(shuō),“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”
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