笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的小學(xué)4年級(jí)英語小笑話 ，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學(xué)4年級(jí)英語小笑話大全

　　(一)

　　一家人的迪斯尼之旅

　　On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselveswholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed forhome.

　　弗羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂園是一個(gè)迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往旅游，我們?nèi)硇牡爻磷碓谒母鞣N奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-by, Mickey."

　　當(dāng)我們驅(qū)車離開時(shí)，兒子揮手說："再見，美奇。"

　　Our daughter waved and said, "Good-by, Minnie."

　　女兒揮著手說，"再見，美妮。"

　　My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-by, Money."

　　丈夫也有氣無力地?fù)]了揮手，說道："再見，美元。"

　　(二)

　　把鑰匙給我...

　　A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys." The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the keys." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

　　我的一位朋友在給一個(gè)成人學(xué)生班級(jí)上英語課。他們都是新近來美國(guó)生活的。在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請(qǐng)全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子、書本、鋼筆等。課進(jìn)行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對(duì)自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認(rèn)真。后來輪到一名來自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說：“給我鑰匙。”那人看起來非常吃驚，也有點(diǎn)手足無措?？吹竭@種情況，我的朋友想是他沒有聽清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。

　　小學(xué)4年級(jí)英語小笑話欣賞

　　(一)

　　不同的飛機(jī),同樣的結(jié)果

　　A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointmentwith the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks,they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the othersbehind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the sameairplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."So the new pilotthought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year,I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animalsin, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area.The three menclimbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we arenow?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left ofthe place we crashed last year."

　　有兩個(gè)獵人包機(jī)前往一座森林，到了以后，他們和飛行員約定好兩周后來接。兩周后，他們射了許多動(dòng)物，而且打算把這些動(dòng)物全部搬上那架小飛機(jī)，可是飛行員說：這架飛機(jī)除了一頭野牛外，沒辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。獵人說：但是去年另一個(gè)飛行員開一樣的飛機(jī)，就讓我們帶兩只水牛，還有一些其他的動(dòng)物上機(jī)!因?yàn)樗麄冞@樣抗議，所以那個(gè)新飛行員想了一想后，盡管還是有點(diǎn)存疑，最后還是妥協(xié)說：好吧!如果去年可以做到，今年應(yīng)該也可以。所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動(dòng)物。結(jié)果飛機(jī)起飛五分鐘后，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這3個(gè)人從飛機(jī)爬出來看了看四周，其中一個(gè)獵人對(duì)另一個(gè)說：你認(rèn)為我們現(xiàn)在在哪兒?那個(gè)人瞧了一下，說：我想大概距離去年墜機(jī)的地方西邊一英哩遠(yuǎn)!

　　(二)

　　Senior Class 做事不要太較真

　　During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would becelebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her akiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in fewdays and asked for a kiss in return. When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Canyou imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"

　　醫(yī)生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然后他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個(gè)吻。 醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地?fù)u搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

　　經(jīng)典的小學(xué)4年級(jí)英語小笑話

　　(一)

　　Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規(guī)則

　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attentionof any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar billand waved it above the crowd. In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed theporter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

　　我的朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來幫他們搬行李。無奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。 一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”

　　(二)

　　The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot."

　　一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了后，再用你的腳把門推開。”

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答，“你總不會(huì)空著手來吧?”