笑話作為廣大人民群眾喜聞樂見的文學樣式,自誕生之日起就憑借其辛辣獨到的諷刺手法,夸張變形的藝術構思等語體特點而得到作家青睞。下面小編整理了一句最短的英語笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　一句最短的英語笑話摘抄

　　后繼有人(中英)

　　On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart,” thought the doctor, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!” 'Then the child spoke into the instrument，"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

　　在去往幼兒園的路上，一個醫(yī)生把她的聽診器留在了汽車座位上，她的小女兒拿起聽診器玩了起來。“我后繼有人了，”醫(yī)生心想，“我的女兒想要繼續(xù)我的事業(yè)!”接著小孩對著聽診器說:“歡迎來到麥當勞，我能為您做點什么嗎?”

　　一句最短的英語笑話鑒賞

　　腦筋急轉彎(中英)

　　A psychiatrist’s secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible.” The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him.”

　　一位精神學醫(yī)師的秘書走進他的書房，對他說:“有一位先生在候客廳，他想要見您，并聲稱自己是隱形人。”醫(yī)師回答道:“告訴他，我看不見他。”

　　一句最短的英語笑話賞析

　　大學畢業(yè)生(中英)

　　A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

　　一個年輕人被一家超市錄用了，第一天去報到的時候，超市經理微笑著與他握手致意，然后遞給他一個掃把，說道:“你的第一個工作是把商店打掃干凈。”

　　"But I' m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

　　“但是我是大學畢業(yè)生啊。”年輕人有些憤怒的答道。

　　"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. "Here, give me the broom 一I'll show you how.”

　　“噢，是這樣。”很抱歉，我不知道經理說。“把掃把給我，我做個示范給你看。”

　　一句最短的英語笑話欣賞

　　女人最喜愛哪四種動物呢?(中英)

　　A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage，a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.

　　衣柜里的“水貂”，車庫里的“美洲虎”，臥室里的“猛虎”，和愿意為她們買這些的“傻驢”。

　　一句最短的英語笑話品味

　　生日禮物(中英)

　　The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.

　　一對夫妻由于很多年都相處不融洽，所以丈夫想:“我要買一塊墓地送給我妻子做生日禮物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年，妻子的生日又到了，但是他沒有給她任何東西。

　　She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"

　　妻子說:“為什么你不送給我生日禮物。”

　　He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”

　　丈夫回答:“因為去年我送你的生日禮物你沒有用。”

　　一句最短的英語笑話精選

　　律師和吸血鬼的差別是什么?(中英)

　　A leech will drop off a dead body.

　　吸血鬼榨取的是死人的身體罷了。

　　一句最短的英語笑話閱讀

　　猜疑心(中英)

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him，"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald，but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”

　　曾有過這么一個老婆，由于強烈的猜疑心，以至于每晚當他丈夫回家之后，她因為沒能從她丈夫的上衣上找到頭發(fā)而對他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然為了一個禿頭女人而欺騙我!”第二天晚上，她沒有聞到丈夫身上有香水味，她又對他大吼道:“她不僅是個禿頭女人，還是個窮的連香水都買不起的女人!”

　　一句最短的英語笑話學習

　　民主黨人和共和黨人(中英)

　　Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.

　　民主黨人做出計劃，然后把它放到一邊，而共和黨人則追隨其祖輩制定的計劃。

　　Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.

　　共和黨人認真研究報紙的財經版，而民主黨人卻將其墊在鳥籠底下。