簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話

　　有些笑話廣為流傳。人們笑過之后還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啟迪。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話篇一

　　多少只兔子?

　　Teacher: Now，Jonathan , if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

　　老師:好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?

　　Jonathan: Nine, sir.

　　喬納森:一共有九只，先生。

　　Teacher: Nine?

　　老師:九只?

　　Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

　　喬納森:先生，我本來就有一只。

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話篇二

　　作文

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”

　　老師給學(xué)生出了個(gè)作文題:“一場(chǎng)板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道:“下雨，比賽終止。”

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話篇三

　　吉姆的歷史考試

　　Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?

　　姨媽:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母親:唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個(gè)可憐的孩子出生前的事情。

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話篇四

　　學(xué)法語(yǔ)

　　Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?

　　兒子:爸爸，法語(yǔ)難學(xué)嗎?

　　Father: My boy, at the beginning it is，but after that it becomes easy.

　　父親:我的孩子，開頭是難，可往后就變得容易了。

　　Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.

　　兒子:太好了!那我就學(xué)后半部分。

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話篇五

　　好消息和壞消息

　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”

　　醫(yī)生對(duì)躺在病床上的一位婦女說:“我給你帶來了好消息，也帶來了不好的消息。先告訴你一個(gè)不好的消息是我們截錯(cuò)了你的那條好腿?，F(xiàn)在我再來告訴你一個(gè)好消息，我們發(fā)現(xiàn)你的另一條腿沒必要截除了。”