英語笑話小短文

　　冷笑話是近年來頗為流行的一種語言現(xiàn)象,主要以機(jī)智、幽默著稱。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語笑話小短文，歡迎閱讀!

　　英語笑話小短文篇一

　　Butcher and Lawyer 肉商與律師

　　有一只狗，跑進(jìn)一家肉店把一塊烤肉從臺子上搶走。

　　A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.

　　很幸運(yùn)地，肉商辨認(rèn)出’這只狗是屬于他鄰居的。

　　Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.

　　這位鄰居碰巧又是一位律師。

　　The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

　　這起竊盜激怒了這位肉商。于是他就打電話給他的鄰居說：

　　Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,

　　“喂，如果你的狗兒從我的肉店偷走了一塊烤肉，你會為這塊肉的損失費(fèi)用負(fù)責(zé)任嗎?”

　　"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of the meat?"

　　這名律師回答說：“當(dāng)然會呀，這塊烤肉多少錢呢?”

　　The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"

　　“八元。”幾天后，這位肉商收到一封郵件，里面有一張八元的支票。

　　"."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for .

　　這張支票卻附上了一張發(fā)票，上面寫著：

　　Attached to it was an invoice that read:

　　“法律咨詢服務(wù) ：一百五十元。”

　　Legal Consultation Service:0.

　　英語笑話小短文篇二

　　Lawyer's Son 律師的兒子

　　The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps,

　　律師的兒子想要繼承他老爸的衣缽，

　　so he went to law school.

　　因此他就去讀法學(xué)院。

　　He graduated with honors,and then went home to join his father's firm.

　　他以優(yōu)異成績畢業(yè)，然后返家加入他老爸的公司，

　　At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office,and said,

　　就在他上班的第一天要結(jié)柬之際，他急忙地沖進(jìn)他老爸的辦公室說：

　　"Father,father,in one day I broke the car accident case that you have been working on for ten years!"

　　“老爸，老爸，我一天就破了你辦了十年的車禍案件!”

　　His father responded:"You idiot,our company lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"

　　他的老爸響應(yīng)說：“你這個(gè)小白癡，我們公司就是依靠那個(gè)案件的資金才生存了十年呀!”

　　英語笑話小短文篇三

　　A Smart Witness 聰明的目擊人

　　A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.

　　有一名車禍目擊證人正在出庭作證。

　　The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"

　　律師問他：“你確實(shí)看見了這起車禍嗎?”

　　The witness:"Yes,sir."

　　目擊證人說：“是的， 長官."

　　The lawyer :"How far away were you when the accident happened?"

　　律師說：“當(dāng)車禍發(fā)生的時(shí)候，你在多遠(yuǎn)的地方?”

　　The witness:"Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches."

　　目擊證人說：“三十一英尺，六又四分之一 英尺。”

　　The lawyer(thinking he'd trap the witness):"Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

　　這名律師說(心想他會讓這務(wù)目擊證人陷，入陰謀的勘計(jì)之中)：“那好吧，先生，請你告訴陪審團(tuán)，你怎么知道確實(shí)是那個(gè)距離昵?”

　　The witness:"Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it.I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that silly question."

　　目擊證人說:“因?yàn)楫?dāng)車禍發(fā)生的時(shí)候，就拿出了卷盡測量過宦。我早知道會莉一個(gè)令人傷腦筋.律師問。我那個(gè)蠢問題 。”

　　英語笑話小短文篇四

　　Answer the Iron 接聽熨斗

　　A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

　　有一個(gè)人走進(jìn)他的辦公室，他的兩個(gè)耳朵都包扎了繃帶。

　　The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

　　老板說：“你的耳朵怎么啦?”

　　He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

　　他說：“昨天電話響的時(shí)候，我正在用熨斗燙襯衫。我竟然無意閭就把熨斗拿來接聽。

　　The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

　　老板說：“ 嗯，好吧，那解釋了一個(gè)耳朵，可是你的另一個(gè)耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

　　He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

　　他說：“嗯，哎呀!我得打電給醫(yī)生嘛!”