“笑話”是引人發(fā)笑的故事。”這個(gè)有關(guān)笑話這種民間文學(xué)體裁的定義著眼于一個(gè)特殊的角度:“人——”聽眾,即笑話的接受者。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的小笑話的英語(yǔ)翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　小笑話的英語(yǔ)翻譯篇一

　　Napoleon Was III

　　1.拿破侖病了

　　Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year，his history professor failed him in his examinations，and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However，his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.

　　杰克在一所大學(xué)學(xué)歷史。第一學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學(xué)校讓他退學(xué)。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強(qiáng)烈要求讓杰克繼續(xù)來(lái)年的學(xué)業(yè)。

　　"He’s a good boy，"said Jack’s father,"and if you let him pass this time，I’m sure he’II improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.”

　　“他是個(gè)好孩子，”杰克的父親說，“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會(huì)有很大進(jìn)步，學(xué)期結(jié)束時(shí)，他一定會(huì)考好的。”

　　"No，no，that’s quite impossible，"replied the professor immediately.“Do you know，last month I asked him when Napoleon had died，he didn't know”

　　“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答，“你知道嗎?上個(gè)月我問他拿破侖什么時(shí)候死的，他都不知道。”

　　"Please sir, give him another chance,"said Jack’s father. "You see I'm afraid we don’t take any newspaper in our house,so none of us even knows that Napoleon was ill,"

　　“先生，請(qǐng)?jiān)俳o他一次機(jī)會(huì)吧。”杰克的父親說，“你不知道，恐怕是因?yàn)槲覀兗覜]有訂報(bào)紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”

　　小笑話的英語(yǔ)翻譯篇二

　　A Story Of Professor教授趣事

　　Richer Allan was so forgetful that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments，his classes一even his meals.Since Allan was a professor at a well一known university，his forgetfulness was often an embarrassment. It was not that he was not intelligent，as some critical people，tended to say. He was just very，very absent-minded.

　　理查德·艾倫非常健忘，以至于有時(shí)候他會(huì)忘記自己在說什么，因此他的妻子不得不經(jīng)常提醒他去赴約，去上課—甚至去吃飯。可是作為一名知名大學(xué)的教授，艾倫的健忘癥卻經(jīng)常讓他很難堪。但這并不像一些吹毛求疵的人說的那樣是因?yàn)樗⒉宦斆?，他只不過非常、非常健忘。

　　One hot summer day，Professor Allan decided to take his children to the beach. The seaside town he planed to visit was about a three一hour train ride away. To make the trip more interesting for his children，he kept the name of the town a secret. Unfortunately，by the time Allan had arrived the train station，the poor forgetful man had forgotten the name of the destination himself. Luckily，a friend of his happened to be in the station. He offered to take care of his children，while Allan went back home to find out where he was going.

　　在一個(gè)炎熱的夏日，艾倫教授打算帶上他的孩子們到海灘去。去海邊小鎮(zhèn)大約得坐三個(gè)小時(shí)的火車。為了讓這次旅行更有趣，他一直沒告訴孩子小鎮(zhèn)的名字。不幸得很，當(dāng)艾倫到達(dá)火車站的時(shí)候，這個(gè)可憐的健忘的人把目的地忘得一干二凈了。不過幸虧他的一個(gè)朋友恰好在火車站，于是他幫助艾倫照顧孩子們，而艾倫則回家問問他到底要去哪兒。

　　The professor's wife was surprised to see him again so soon，but she was amused when she heard what the matter was. She distributed his memory，so she wrote the name of the town on a piece of paper. Satisfied that she had solved the problem，she sent her husband off again. Ten minutes later she was astonished to see him outside the house again. What was the matter now? The professor had forgotten where he had left his children.

　　教授的妻子見他這么快就回來(lái)了，感到非常吃驚，但當(dāng)她知道事情始末的時(shí)候卻被逗樂了。她信不過丈夫的記憶力，于是就把小鎮(zhèn)的名字寫在一張紙上。當(dāng)解決完問題之后，她滿意地目送丈夫又一次離去。但是十分鐘之后他又回到了門外，她大吃一驚。現(xiàn)在又怎么了?原來(lái)是教授忘了他把孩引門留在哪兒了。

　　小笑話的英語(yǔ)翻譯篇三

　　Professor And The Deaf Mute教授與聾啞人

　　A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on the train won0，000. He didn’t want anyone to know about it，so he decided not to return with others，but took a later plane home，arriving back at 3 am.

　　周末，有一個(gè)從芝加哥來(lái)的旅行團(tuán)在拉斯維加斯賭錢。其中一個(gè)人贏了10萬(wàn)美元。他不愿意讓別人知道，所以他決定不和別人一起回去，他乘了一架晚一些的飛機(jī)回家，到家的時(shí)候已是凌晨3點(diǎn)。他立刻來(lái)到房子的后花園，挖了一個(gè)洞，把錢埋了進(jìn)去。

　　He immediately went out to the back garden of his house，dug a hole and planted the money in it. The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door，which was owned by a deaf mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol，the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man’s house.

　　第二天早晨，他出去發(fā)現(xiàn)洞是空的。他看到有腳印延伸到他的鄰居家里，那里住著一個(gè)聾啞人。在同一條街道上，還住著一位教授，他懂得手語(yǔ)，是那個(gè)聾啞人的朋友。這個(gè)人非常生氣，他帶了一把手槍，把教授叫醒，然后把他拖到聾啞人家里。

　　"You tell the guy that if he doesn't give me back my0 000，I’m going to kill him，”He screamed at the professor. The professor conveyed the message to his friend，and his friend replied in sign language，“I hid in my backyard，under the cherry tree.”

　　“告訴他如果不還我10萬(wàn)美元，我就把他殺了!”他對(duì)教授吼道。教授把他的意思告訴了他的朋友‘他的朋友用手語(yǔ)告訴教授:“我把它藏在了后院的櫻桃樹下了。”

　　The professor turned to the man with the gun and said，“He’s not going to tell you. He says he he’d rather die first.”

　　教授轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)持槍的人說道:“他說他寧愿去死也不會(huì)告訴你。”

　　
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