英語(yǔ)短笑話
英語(yǔ)短笑話
笑話是流傳在民間的一種故事性的文學(xué)體裁。古人稱笑話為“諧”,劉勰說(shuō):“‘諧’之言,皆也;辭淺會(huì)俗,皆悅笑也。”下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."
His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
2個(gè)男孩與祖父母一起過(guò)夜，他們跪在床邊做睡前禱告。弟弟聲嘶力竭地祈禱: "我祈求一輛自行車，一張新DVD……"
哥哥用肘輕推他: "你為什么大喊著祈禱?上帝又不聾。"
弟弟答道:"上帝是不聾，但是奶奶聾。"
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
巡警發(fā)現(xiàn)一名婦女邊開車邊織毛衣，便開車上前，說(shuō)："靠邊停車(套頭衫)!"
"不，" 她回答，"是一雙襪子!"
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"
The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."
酒的好處
為了證明酒精對(duì)生物的危害，老師把一只蟲子放入裝有酒精的杯子里，蟲子很快就死了。老師問(wèn)一個(gè)學(xué)生：“這說(shuō)明了什么?”
學(xué)生答道：“說(shuō)明人多喝酒，就不會(huì)長(zhǎng)蟲子。”
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between
the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?
Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.
Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?
Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.
把烏龜換成狼
老師：有些同學(xué)開始驕傲了，大家還記得龜兔賽跑的故事嗎。小明，你說(shuō)說(shuō)看，兔子為什么輸給烏龜?
小明：因?yàn)樗X了。
老師：對(duì)極了!我們應(yīng)該怎么做才能讓兔子不睡覺呢?
小明：把烏龜換成狼!
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
偉大的獵手Jonesie
有個(gè)小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長(zhǎng)派人去請(qǐng)偉大的獵手Jonesie來(lái)殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個(gè)晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現(xiàn)。最后，他要求村長(zhǎng)殺只羊然后把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來(lái)的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。
“Jonesie，怎么了?獅子在哪?”村長(zhǎng)問(wèn)。
“哪有獅子!”獵人怒吼道，“哪個(gè)傻瓜把公牛放出來(lái)了?”
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