英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯大全
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯大全
笑話,屬諷刺小品。它以生動(dòng)活潑的想象,幽默詼諧的語(yǔ)言,短小精悍的形式,對(duì)當(dāng)時(shí)社會(huì)中存在的各種丑陋現(xiàn)象進(jìn)行無(wú)情的揭露和有力的鞭撻。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇一
你以為你是誰(shuí)?Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”
“I am the driver.” he said.
你以為你是誰(shuí)?
公共汽車上很擠，當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車時(shí)，乘客們不讓他上。
“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰(shuí)?”
“我是司機(jī)!”他說(shuō)。
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇二
Lawyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律師
一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無(wú)賴" 。 另外的一個(gè)喝醉了的人站起來(lái)而且大叫,"嗨,我反對(duì)那一個(gè)評(píng)論". 開(kāi)始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?". "沒(méi)有", 說(shuō)那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個(gè)無(wú)賴"
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇三
這難道不好嗎? Isn’t it wonderful?
"What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?"
這難道不好嗎?
“你高興什么?”一個(gè)女士問(wèn)一個(gè)98歲的老人。
“我打碎了一個(gè)鏡子。”他回答。
“但那預(yù)示著7年的壞運(yùn)氣。”
“我知道。”他高興地說(shuō)，“這難道不好嗎?”
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇四
恭維話 Compliment
Compliment
"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"
"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.
"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."
"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"
"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"
恭維話
“拉里，你過(guò)來(lái)!”媽媽放下電話后生氣地說(shuō)，“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話，她告訴我你在昨晚的學(xué)校舞會(huì)上對(duì)多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯!”
“媽媽，我對(duì)她很好，真的!”小伙子不服氣地說(shuō)。“當(dāng)我和她跳舞時(shí)我還說(shuō)了一句恭維她的話。”
“你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴(yán)厲地問(wèn)。“你的原話是怎么說(shuō)的?”
“我說(shuō)，啊呀，多麗絲，你比我跳過(guò)舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”
英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇五
時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義? Whats time to a pig?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一個(gè)城市里的游客來(lái)到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開(kāi)著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過(guò)日子。這位城里人看見(jiàn)一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹(shù)上的蘋(píng)果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說(shuō)，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋(píng)果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?"那位農(nóng)夫 回答說(shuō)，"時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?"
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