關(guān)于英語笑話故事雙人閱讀
笑話是幽默的一個(gè)屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的關(guān)于英語笑話故事閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語笑話故事閱讀篇一
A:You came home drunk last night. didn't your
你昨天晚上喝醉了，是不是?
B:Heavens no.
對(duì)天發(fā)誓，我沒有。
A:How did you injure yourself then?
那么你是怎樣受傷的呢?
R:Oh，I injured myself on the job yesterday.
我是昨天_[作時(shí)受傷的。
A:OK，then，please tell me where you did first aid.
好吧，那么請(qǐng)告訴我你昨天在哪里包扎的。
B:I think in the bath room.
我想是在浴室。
A:Well，please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.
好吧，請(qǐng)解釋一下為什么浴室的鏡子上貼滿了繃帶呢?
關(guān)于英語笑話故事閱讀篇二
A:Where is the track team
田徑隊(duì)在哪兒?
B:This is the team
就在這兒。
A:Just the two of you?
就你們兩個(gè)?
B:Nope，just me，this little guy is the manager.
不，就我一個(gè)，這位小兄弟是領(lǐng)隊(duì)。
The Lafayette students shook their heads in wonder.Somebody must be playing a joke on them. If this big fellow was the whole Carlisle track team，he would be competing against an entire Iafayette squad. He did.He ran sprints，he ran hurdles， he ran distant races. He high-jumped，he broad-jumped. He threw the javelin and the shot. Finishing first in eight events，the big fellow beat the whole Lafayette team. The big fel-low was Jim Thorpe，the greatest American athlete of modern times.
拉斐德的學(xué)生們?cè)尞惖負(fù)u搖頭。一定有人在和他們開玩笑。如果卡萊爾田徑隊(duì)就只有大個(gè)子一人，那他就得和整個(gè)拉斐德田徑隊(duì)比試高低了、。確實(shí)如此。他短跑、跨欄、長(zhǎng)跑、跳高、跳遠(yuǎn)。他又投標(biāo)槍又?jǐn)S鉛球。大個(gè)子贏得八項(xiàng)第一，一個(gè)人擊敗了整個(gè)拉斐德田徑隊(duì)。這位大個(gè)子就是美國(guó)現(xiàn)代最偉大的運(yùn)動(dòng)員吉姆·索普。
關(guān)于英語笑話故事閱讀篇三
A:Dad，rnay I use the car，please?
爸爸，我用一下車，以嗎?
B:Now，let's make a deal.
現(xiàn)在，讓我們訂個(gè)協(xié)議。
A:OK.
好吧。
B:If you bring your grades from a C to a B-average，study your Bible a little，and get your hair cui，then you can talk about the car with me.
你把你的平均成績(jī)從C提到B，多學(xué)一點(diǎn)兒《圣經(jīng)》，而且剪掉你的長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，然后我們?cè)僬勂嚨氖隆?/p>
A:Well，1 think I will settle for the offer.
好吧，我接受。
(After two months the boy came back.
兩個(gè)月以后，那孩子回家了。)
B:OK，Have you ever done what I told you to do son ?
好吧，你按我說的做了嗎，兒子?
A:Of course，I did.
當(dāng)然了。
B:Well，I've been really proud of you. You've brought your grades up,and I have observed that you've been studying your Bible and partici-pating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning.
太好了，我真為你驕傲，你的成績(jī)上去了，我看你正在學(xué)習(xí)《圣經(jīng)》，并且更多地參與了星期天上午的《圣經(jīng)》學(xué)習(xí)班。
A:Because I am eager to drive the car.
是因?yàn)槲姨腴_車了。
B:But I am really disappointed seeing that you haven't got you hair cut.
但我真的很遺憾你沒有把頭發(fā)剪掉。
A:You know，Dad，I've been thinking about that，and I've notice d in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John had long hair, and there is even strong argument that Je-sus himself had long hair.
你要知道，爸爸，我想那樣做，但學(xué)《圣經(jīng)》時(shí)，我注意到薩遜留長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，摩西留長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，約翰也留長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，甚至耶穌他自己很可能也留了長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)。
B:Perhaps.But they walked every where they went!
也許是這樣。但他們?nèi)ツ膬憾际亲咧サ摹?/p>
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