關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀
笑話,不同文化背景的人的反應(yīng)有時(shí)是不同的,甚至?xí)厝幌喾础＞科湓?是說(shuō)話雙方?jīng)]有真正理解對(duì)方的文化。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀篇一
A Speeding Motorist 超速的司機(jī)
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
一位公路巡警截住了一個(gè)超速司機(jī)。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎?”他責(zé)問(wèn)道。
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
“知道，長(zhǎng)官，”司機(jī)回答說(shuō)。
"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
“那你為什么不立即靠邊停車?”
"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
“我本來(lái)想這樣做的，長(zhǎng)官。”那男子回答說(shuō)，“但上個(gè)月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來(lái)。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀篇二
Boy with a Big Head 大頭娃娃
Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head.
大頭娃娃一個(gè)小男孩向他母親哭訴道：他們都取笑我，說(shuō)我腦袋大。
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
“別聽(tīng)他們的，”他母親安慰道，“你有一個(gè)很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買二十磅土豆來(lái)。”
"Where is the shopping bag?"
“購(gòu)物袋在哪兒?”
"I haven't got one-use your hat "
“沒(méi)購(gòu)物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀篇三
Looking for A Companion 找個(gè)伴侶
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
一個(gè)單身漢要電腦為他找個(gè)完美的伴侶：“我要找一個(gè)嬌小可愛(ài)的、喜愛(ài)水上運(yùn)動(dòng)又喜歡群體活動(dòng)的伴侶。”
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "
得到的回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀篇四
Three Surgeons 三個(gè)有名的外科醫(yī)生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三個(gè)有名的外科醫(yī)生正在吹噓他們的技術(shù)。
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
“一個(gè)人斷了一只手，他來(lái)找我，”一個(gè)說(shuō)，“如今那個(gè)人是個(gè)音樂(lè)會(huì)的小提琴手。”
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“這算不了什么，”另一個(gè)說(shuō)。“一個(gè)家伙兩條腿斷了，他來(lái)找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.
“我比你們兩個(gè)都強(qiáng)，”第三個(gè)說(shuō)，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍。
There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
除了一個(gè)馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒(méi)有留下。如今，那人坐在美國(guó)參議院里。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話加翻譯閱讀篇五
A good Chess Player 優(yōu)秀象棋手
A man went to visit his friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
一男士去拜訪一位朋友，令他驚訝的是，他朋友竟然在和他的狗下象棋。
He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!"
他驚訝地看了會(huì)棋局，“我?guī)缀鯚o(wú)法相信自己的眼睛!”
He explained, "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen!"
他叫道，“這是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最聰明的狗了。”
"No, he's not so smart." The friend replied,"I've beat him three games out of five"
“不，他沒(méi)那么聰明，”朋友回答說(shuō)：“五盤里面我贏了三盤。”
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