經(jīng)典英語內(nèi)涵笑話大全

時間：2016-09-29 18:11:30 韋彥867由分享

　　笑話和幽默的感染力,很大程度上依賴于修辭格的運用。把修辭格有意識地運用到笑話幽默的創(chuàng)作中去,能夠為人們提供更好的精神產(chǎn)品。下面是學習啦小編帶來的經(jīng)典英語內(nèi)涵笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經(jīng)典英語內(nèi)涵笑話篇一

　　Pa won't like it 爸爸會不高興的

　　It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

　　一個農(nóng)家小孩好像意外打翻了一車玉米，住在附近的一個農(nóng)夫聽見了，

　　"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."

　　喊道：“威利斯，先放那吧。過來和我們呆會兒，一會兒我?guī)湍惴銎饋怼?rdquo;

　　"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

　　“太好了”，威利斯答道，“但是爸爸會不高興的。”“哎呀，快來吧”，農(nóng)夫仍然在堅持。“好吧”，小男孩終于點頭答應了，“但是爸爸真的會不高興。”

　　After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon."

　　一頓豐盛的晚餐之后，威利斯向農(nóng)夫表示感謝：“我覺得好多了，但是爸爸肯定很不高興。”“別傻了”，農(nóng)夫笑著說，“哦，對了，你爸爸在哪了?”“車底下。”

　　經(jīng)典英語內(nèi)涵笑話篇二

　　Pays every time!每一次都付了!

　　A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive,and as part of the prescreening process,an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.

　　一位朋友與她的丈夫在一輛獻血車上參加獻血活動，而作為預選過程的一部分，一位上了年紀的志愿者要問他們一些問題

　　"Have you ever paid for sex?"he woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.

　　“你有沒有曾經(jīng)為性生活付過錢?(言下之意：有沒有在外沾花惹草的經(jīng)歷)”，那位女志愿者用甜美的聲音問我朋友的丈夫。

　　Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new babyand tend to several other children milling around her,he sighed, "

　　朋友的丈夫疲倦地瞥了他妻子一眼，同時盡力地哄著剛出生不久的寶寶，眼睛還得盯著在妻子身邊亂轉的另外幾個孩子，嘆了口氣，說道，

　　Every time."

　　“每一次都付了。”

　　經(jīng)典英語內(nèi)涵笑話篇三

　　Boring lectures 無聊的課

　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor.

　　在開普吉拉多市的東南密蘇里州立大學上學的時候，我喜歡的幾個老師之中有一個以他的幽默感而出名。

　　Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.

　　給新生上頭一節(jié)課，他給學生解釋在他課上的紀律，他說：“我知道我的課經(jīng)常會很枯燥乏味，所以我并不介意你們在課上看表。

　　I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"

　　然而，我堅決不允許你們把表重重的摔在課桌上，以此來檢查你的表是不是還在走。”

　　經(jīng)典英語內(nèi)涵笑話篇四

　　也許這個名字真管用

　　英文原文

　　During the college speech course I taught,I spoke about a Chinese student who,after moving to the United States,decided she wanted an English name to honor her new home.

　　我在大學教演講課程，一次上課時，我談到一位中國學生，在來到美國后想起一個英文名來紀念他的新家。

　　"She chose the name Patience," I told the class,"because she wanted to be reminded to be patient.

　　她選擇了耐心這個名字，我跟課堂上的學生說，因為她想別人提醒她要有耐心。

　　Every time someone called her name,the message was reinforced."I asked the students what names they would select for themselves.After considering the question,one young man raised his hand and said, "Rich."

　　每一次有人喊她名字的時候，這個信息就會被強調一次。我問我的學生他們想給她取一個什么樣的名字，他們琢磨了一會，一個男生說“發(fā)財”。