一個(gè)英文笑話
民間笑話故事像神話小說(shuō)等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過(guò)程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
You said what?
你說(shuō)什么?
Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking alongdisconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. The bottle broke and agenie suddenly emerged before them.
莫伊、賴?yán)途砻虼|礁擱淺而被困在一個(gè)無(wú)人荒島上，他們寂寞無(wú)助地沿岸邊走著，這時(shí)莫伊踢到沙灘上一只瓶子，那只瓶子破了后，突然出現(xiàn)一個(gè)精靈。
"Thank you. oh Masters, for releasing me from my captivity. For your kindness, please allow meto grant you each a wish. "
“謝謝你們從囚禁我的瓶子中把我放出來(lái)，我的主人。為了報(bào)答你們的恩惠，請(qǐng)讓我為每位實(shí)現(xiàn)一個(gè)愿望。”
"Well, it's not too difficult to figure out what I want," said Moe. "I wish I were back home. "
“哦，我的愿望很容易想出來(lái)，”莫伊說(shuō)。“我希望我能回到家里。”
No sooner had he said the words than he was back in dear old Brooklyn.
話一說(shuō)完，莫伊就已在他可愛(ài)的布魯克林老家中。
"I want to be back home, too," said I Larry, and he, too, was instantly transported.
“我也想回家，”賴?yán)f(shuō)，他馬上也就被送走了。
" Gee, it's alone some here without Moe and Larry," said Curly. "I wish they were here to keepme company. "
“唉，沒(méi)有莫伊和賴?yán)?，一個(gè)人在這里真無(wú)聊，”卷毛說(shuō)。“我希望他們能回到這里陪伴我。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Oh，good job
哦，你做的真好
Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a bandof ferocious Bedouin.
莫伊。賴?yán)途砻齻€(gè)傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中時(shí)，一群殘暴的貝都因人把他們抓了起來(lái)。
"By the code of the desert you miserable infidels must be destroyed," declared their savageleader. "Set up the guillotine !"
“依據(jù)我們沙漠的規(guī)定，你們這些可憐的異教徒必須被處死，”野蠻的首領(lǐng)說(shuō)道。“把斷頭臺(tái)架設(shè)好。”
Moe was the first to be ordered to the death instrument.
莫伊首先被命令上斷頭臺(tái)。
The blade descended but, amazingly, stopped just short of his neck.
但令人驚訝的是，刀具落下時(shí)在接近脖子地方就停止不動(dòng)了。
"It's a miracle! " declared the Arab. "Release him!"
“這是個(gè)奇跡!”這位阿拉伯人說(shuō)道。“把他放走!”
Next, Larry placed his head under the huge, razor-sharp blade. But once again it stoppedshort of his neck.
接著賴?yán)杨^放在像剃刀刀片一樣銳利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在接近他的頸部地方停了下來(lái)。
"By Allah, another miracle!" affirmed the sheik once more. "Release him! "
“奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一個(gè)奇跡!”酋長(zhǎng)又一次宣布。“放了他!”
Finally, Curly was led to the ominous device. Looking closely he noticed a splinter of woodblocking the path of the blade.
最后卷毛被帶到那不吉利的斷頭臺(tái)上，仔細(xì)察看后，他發(fā)現(xiàn)一塊小木片擋住了刀鋒的去路。
"Well, no wonder it's not working," he announced.
“難怪它沒(méi)反應(yīng)，”他大聲說(shuō)道。
"Here's your problem right here."
“你們的問(wèn)題就在這里”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
ake a Wish!
許個(gè)愿吧!
Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a womanbeating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.
每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會(huì)經(jīng)過(guò)一戶人家，他總是看見(jiàn)一個(gè)女人用一條面包打她兒子的頭部。
But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
但今天卻比較特別，他發(fā)現(xiàn)她正用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他的頭。
Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.
他忍不住好奇，便按了那戶人家的門(mén)鈴。女人聽(tīng)了鈴聲，出來(lái)開(kāi)門(mén)。
"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "
“這位太太，每天經(jīng)過(guò)這里我都忍不住會(huì)注意到你用一條面包打你兒子……”
"That's true ."
"那倒是不假……"
"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.
"可是今天我卻看見(jiàn)你用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他。"
“Well, today's his birthday. ”
“今天是他生日嘛。”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
City Suckers
城里來(lái)的傻瓜
Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.
兩個(gè)城市里的老兄在一條鄉(xiāng)間小道上開(kāi)車迷了路。
Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.
他們把車?？恳晃焕限r(nóng)夫旁邊，問(wèn)他知不知道回城里的路。
"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.
“不，我不知道，”老農(nóng)夫答道。
"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"
“那你知道回到主要公路要怎么走嗎?
"Nope. Don't know that, either. "
“不，我也不知道。”
"Well, you sure don't know much, do you?"
"喔，你好像不太熟悉這里的路況，是嗎?""Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."
“可以這么說(shuō)，……可是我也不會(huì)迷路。”
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