關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話
笑話由于其滑稽可笑的特點(diǎn)而為人們長(zhǎng)久以來(lái)所喜愛。而人們對(duì)笑話的熱衷與喜愛也促使人們?cè)陂_懷捧腹的同時(shí)對(duì)笑話為何能夠使人發(fā)笑這一問題進(jìn)行思考。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話篇一
雇主和雇員
Workman: "Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married."
Employer: "Very sorry, my dear man, but I can't help you. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible."
工人：“布朗先生，我想請(qǐng)您給我加一點(diǎn)工資。我剛剛結(jié)了婚。”
雇主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我無(wú)能為力。對(duì)工人在廠外發(fā)生的事故我們概不負(fù)責(zé)。”
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話篇二
兩顆番茄
Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, "Where are we going1?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally2 turned slowly3,said4: "We are not tomatoes? We can talk?"
兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問：“我們要去哪里?” 第一顆番茄沒有回答，第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄還沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又問了一次。 第一顆番茄終于慢慢轉(zhuǎn)頭說(shuō)：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會(huì)說(shuō)話嗎?”
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話篇三
第一次開出租車
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath1, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
乘客輕拍了一下出租車司機(jī)的肩膀，想問個(gè)問題。司機(jī)大叫起來(lái)，車也失去了控制，幾乎撞上一輛公車，還上了便道，在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時(shí)終于停了下來(lái)。
司機(jī)說(shuō)，“伙計(jì)，別再這么干了。你把我嚇破膽了!”乘客抱歉地說(shuō)，“我沒想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣。” 司機(jī)說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，也不全是你的錯(cuò)。今天是我第一天開出租。以前25年里我一直開殯葬車。”
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話篇四
Lawyer and Engineer
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat1 confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
一個(gè)律師與一個(gè)工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說(shuō)：“我到這里是因?yàn)槲业姆孔颖淮蠡馃?，保險(xiǎn)公司賠償了我所有的損失。”
“這太巧了，”工程師說(shuō)，“我是因?yàn)榉孔颖缓樗疀_垮了，保險(xiǎn)公司也賠償了所有的損失。”
律師看起來(lái)有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的?”他不解的問。
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)講一個(gè)小笑話篇五
Back up Two Miles 退后兩英里
A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry,honked1 his horn.
"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.
"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.
一位農(nóng)夫和他的兒子乘坐輕便馬車來(lái)到一段窄路，他們遇到一個(gè)開車的人向相反的方向去。兩個(gè)方向的兩英里以內(nèi)都沒有地方可以使他們相擦而過(guò)。駕車人甚是著急，按響了喇叭。 “如果你不后退，”農(nóng)夫說(shuō)著擼起了袖子，“我可不喜歡我將不得不做的事。”司機(jī)吃驚不小，掛上倒擋，向后退了兩英里，讓輕便馬車先過(guò)去。
“剛才在那兒你說(shuō)過(guò)的你不喜歡要做的事是什么?”農(nóng)夫的兒子問道。
“退后兩英里，”農(nóng)夫回答道。
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