關(guān)于小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話能夠反映一定的社會(huì)現(xiàn)象，尤其能夠從不同側(cè)面反映廣大人民群眾的思想狀況、愛憎情感、理想信念等各方面情況。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge(胭脂，口紅) and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
“醫(yī)生”她沖進(jìn)屋后大聲說(shuō)道。
“我想讓你坦率地說(shuō)我到底得了什么病。”
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說(shuō)：“太太，我有三件事要對(duì)你說(shuō)。第一，您的體重需要減少大約磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會(huì)改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”
關(guān)于小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
That's Why 原來(lái)如此
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're going to sell these pictures for a lot more money."
Jimmy's pictures were different from other people's because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half was always empty.
"That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!"
One day somebody bought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do you paint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?"
"Because I'm small," Jimmy said, "and my burshes don't reach very high."
吉米三歲開始畫畫，五歲時(shí)已經(jīng)畫得很好了。他畫了很多美麗而有趣的畫，人們出高價(jià)購(gòu)買。他們說(shuō)，“這個(gè)孩子長(zhǎng)大一點(diǎn)肯定會(huì)出名，我們可以靠這些畫大賺一筆。”
吉米的畫與眾不同。因?yàn)樗麖膩?lái)不在整張紙上作畫。他只畫一半的紙，而另一半他總空著。
“構(gòu)思多么巧妙啊!”大家都說(shuō)，“從來(lái)沒有人這么做過。”
有一天，一個(gè)人買了吉米的畫，然后問他：“請(qǐng)告訴我，吉米，你為什么總是在紙的下半部分畫畫，而不是在紙的上半部分?”
吉米說(shuō)，“因?yàn)槲覀€(gè)頭小，夠不著上面。”
關(guān)于小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Expensive Price 昂貴的價(jià)格
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科醫(yī)生：對(duì)不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了。
關(guān)于小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
I wish
Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子走到看報(bào)紙的丈夫面前說(shuō)：我真希望我是一份報(bào)紙，這樣我每天都可以被你捧在手心里了。
丈夫回答到：我也希望如此，這樣我就可以主宰和改變你一天了!
關(guān)于小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Office Christmas party 辦公室圣誕晚會(huì)
"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina.
"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious if I stay out late."
"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"
"A centipede veduchina."
"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"
“你明天去參加公司組織的圣誕晚會(huì)嗎?” 一個(gè)年輕人問他的同事。
“我當(dāng)然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必須呆在家里，因?yàn)槿绻一厝ヌ砦业膶櫸飼?huì)很擔(dān)憂!”
“寵物?”年輕人回答到，“我不知道你還有寵物，是什么寵物?“
“一只蜈蚣。”
“一只蜈蚣?那很常見啊。那不是問題，你可以把它帶上啊!”
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