最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀
最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀
解讀英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)中令人發(fā)笑的成因,有助于人們加深對(duì)幽默的感知和識(shí)別,從而更好地賞析英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)之美。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇一
drunk 醉酒
one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。”
"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”
最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇二
牙醫(yī)的偉大之處
while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded(譴責(zé)，責(zé)難) my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.
在飯店吃飯的時(shí)候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因?yàn)樗麧M(mǎn)嘴食物在說(shuō)話(huà)。喔、呢，我聽(tīng)到的就是這些。
drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.
杜魯，我責(zé)備道，沒(méi)人明白你在說(shuō)什么。
he says he wants some ketchup(番茄醬) , my husband said calmly.
他說(shuō)他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說(shuō)。
a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?
坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過(guò)來(lái)問(wèn)道：你究竟如何明白他的話(huà)的呢?
i'm a dentist, my husband explained.
我是牙醫(yī)。我丈夫解釋道。
最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇三
after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for .
無(wú)意中報(bào)紙?jiān)趶V告語(yǔ)中加了個(gè)逗號(hào)，讀起來(lái)成這樣了，50元賣(mài)馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。
inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:horse, saddle and bridle for .
一個(gè)人衷愛(ài)的馬死了，他打算在報(bào)上登則廣告如下：50元賣(mài)馬鞍和馬韁繩。
immediately someone responded to the ad, that's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, what's wrong with your horse?
馬上就有人詢(xún)問(wèn)這則廣告。這馬的價(jià)格真是太便宜了，詢(xún)問(wèn)者說(shuō)，馬有什么毛病嗎?
well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯(cuò)誤地) typed ad.
哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。
最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇四
A: I have the perfect son.
A:我有一個(gè)完美的兒子。
B:Does he smoke?
B:他抽煙嗎?
A:No, he doesn't.
A: 不，不抽。
B:Does he drink whiskey?
B:他喝威士忌嗎?
A:No, he doesn't.
A:不，他不喝。
B:Does he ever come home late?
B:那他回家晚嗎?
A:No, he doesn't.
A:不，不會(huì)。
B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
B:我想你確實(shí)有一個(gè)完美的兒子。他多大了?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday
A:下周三他就六個(gè)月大了。
最新版的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀篇五
the cost of marriage
婚姻的成本
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一個(gè)小男孩問(wèn)他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢(qián)才能結(jié)婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道，我現(xiàn)在還在交錢(qián)。”父親回答。
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