搞笑英語笑話小故事閱讀
作為人類所特有的天賦，笑話被認(rèn)為是日常會(huì)話中一種最寶貴的語言形式。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的搞笑英語笑話小故事閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
搞笑英語笑話小故事閱讀篇一
A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
新公司開業(yè)了，開業(yè)典禮上，經(jīng)理的一個(gè)朋友送他一個(gè)花籃。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
經(jīng)理高聲朗讀著花籃上的賀卡：“安息吧。”
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
經(jīng)理生氣極了，打電話找來賣花的人要質(zhì)問他是怎么回事。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ..
花店老板來了，看到這個(gè)明顯的錯(cuò)誤和經(jīng)理氣急敗壞的樣子，他說：“我真得很抱歉。但是與其這么生氣，你倒不如這樣想：有另外一個(gè)地方，今天要舉辦一個(gè)葬禮，他們將會(huì)收到一個(gè)花籃，
'Congratulations on your new location!'"
留言條上寫著‘恭喜你有了新的歸屬!’”
搞笑英語笑話小故事閱讀篇二
sherlock holmes and watson were out camping one night.
歇洛克·福爾摩斯和華森有天夜里去露營。
after pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in.
搭起帳篷鋪好睡袋后，他們決定睡覺。
in the middle of the night, holmes violently shakes watson awake.
半夜，福爾摩斯用力將華森晃醒。
"watson," he says, "look at the sky and tell me what you see."
“華森，”他說，“看看天空，告訴我你看到什么”。
"i see the stars." replies watson.
“我看到星星。”華森回答。
"yes, and what does that tell you?"
“對，這個(gè)告訴你什么?”
watson takes a big breath: "astronomically speaking, it means that we are insignificant among the spectrum of the universe, psychologically speaking that we are only creating a dent in the infinite mystery of life, and theologically speaking that god rules all things. how about you, sir?"
華森深吸了一口氣:“從天文學(xué)上來說，它意味著我們在浩瀚的宇宙之中是微不足道的;從心理學(xué)上來說，我們僅僅在生命的無限神秘之中留下小小的痕跡;從神學(xué)上來說，上帝掌管一切。你以為如何，先生?”
"what it tells me," he says, "is that someone has stolen our tent."
“它告訴我，”他說，“有人偷走了我們的帳篷。”
搞笑英語笑話小故事閱讀篇三
clean glass
干凈的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?
搞笑英語笑話小故事閱讀篇四
yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.
好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過去跟柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)說：我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里!別忘了。
the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?
柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的?
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