笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松。與此同時(shí),笑話也是人們反對(duì)極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文翻譯篇一

　　CD唱機(jī)

　　While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly.

　　在購(gòu)買我的第一部CD唱機(jī)時(shí)，我能夠解讀推銷標(biāo)記上面的大多數(shù)技術(shù)語(yǔ)言。但是有一個(gè)標(biāo)示卻讓我頗為迷惑，于是我叫過(guò)銷售商，問(wèn)道：‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思?它的意思是，她說(shuō)，這個(gè)機(jī)器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數(shù)字信息，將它轉(zhuǎn)換成聲音信息-也就是說(shuō)，轉(zhuǎn)換成音樂(lè)。換句話說(shuō)，這個(gè)CD唱機(jī)能夠播放CD碟。正是如此。

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文翻譯篇二

　　雇主和雇員

　　Workman：“Mr.Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.” Employer：“Very sorry，my dear man， but I can't helpyou. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside thefactory we are not responsible.”

　　工人：“布朗先生，我想請(qǐng)您給我加一點(diǎn)工資。我剛剛結(jié)了婚。” 雇主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我無(wú)能為力。對(duì)工人在廠外發(fā)生的事故我們概不負(fù)責(zé)。”

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文翻譯篇三

　　One Side of the Case 一面之辭

　　A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.

　　"I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.

　　"Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.

　　"You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."

　　一位法官問(wèn)我們這群修補(bǔ)陪審員是否有人應(yīng)當(dāng)免權(quán)。一個(gè)人舉起了手。

　　“我的左耳聽不見。”那人告訴法官。

　　“你的右邊耳朵聽得見嗎?”法官問(wèn)道。那人點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。

　　“你將被允許加入陪審團(tuán)，”法官宣布。“我們每次只聽一面之辭。”

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話帶中文翻譯篇四

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