小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事閱讀
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事閱讀
笑話,不同文化背景的人的反應(yīng)有時(shí)是不同的,甚至?xí)厝幌喾础＞科湓?是說(shuō)話雙方?jīng)]有真正理解對(duì)方的文化。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇一
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開(kāi)呢?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年長(zhǎng)的童子軍：上床前吃一個(gè)。如果你第二天早上醒來(lái)，那就是蘑菇。
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇二
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
弟弟：我看見(jiàn)你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢(qián)，我就告訴我爸。
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢(qián)。
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇三
fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. 一個(gè)胖子和一個(gè)瘦子在爭(zhēng)論誰(shuí)更有禮貌。
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子說(shuō)他更有禮貌，因?yàn)樗?jīng)常對(duì)女士摘帽示意。
But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖子認(rèn)為他更有風(fēng)度，因?yàn)闊o(wú)論什么時(shí)候他在車(chē)上給別人讓座時(shí)，總有兩位女士能坐下。
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇四
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
當(dāng)一群婦女上車(chē)之后，車(chē)上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒!”
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.“
我沒(méi)有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
“沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車(chē)上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話故事篇五
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“
你根本無(wú)法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難，”一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友訴苦說(shuō)
"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
“她問(wèn)我一個(gè)問(wèn)題，然后自己回答了，過(guò)后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的。”
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