比較簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
冷笑話是一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡(luò)的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展示交談?wù)叩挠哪椭腔?。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的比較簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
比較簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇一
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher."Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽。”“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了。”麥克回答說(shuō)。
比較簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇二
A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.
有一位警官把一個(gè)在車道上穿進(jìn)穿出，迂回蛇行的男子攔到路邊。
He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir,I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
他走到這名男子的車窗旁邊說(shuō)：“先生，我要你對(duì)著這個(gè)酒精測(cè)試管吹一口氣。”
The man says,"Sorry officer I can't do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that I'll have a really badasthma attack."
這名男子說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起呀，警官，我不能吹呀。我是個(gè)氣喘病患者呀。如果我吹的話，我就會(huì)真的患很嚴(yán)重的氣喘病。”
"Ok,fine.I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
“ 好， 好。我要你到警察局進(jìn)行血液檢驗(yàn)。”
"I can't do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that,I'll bleed to death."
“我也能抽血檢驗(yàn)呀。我是個(gè)血友病患呀。如果我抽血檢驗(yàn)，我就會(huì)流血過(guò)多而死呀。”
"Well ,then we need a urine sample."
“嗯，那我們就要你進(jìn)行尿液檢驗(yàn)吧。”
"I am sorry officer I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that I'll get really low bloodsugar."
“對(duì)不起呀 ，警官，我也不能驗(yàn)?zāi)蜓?。我也是一個(gè)糖尿病患者呀。如果我驗(yàn)?zāi)虻脑?，我的血糖就真的?huì)變得很低。”
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
“好吧，那我要你出來(lái)到這邊，走這條白線。”
"I can't do that,officer."
“警官，我辦不到呀。”
"Why not? "
“為什么辦不到?”
"Because I am too drunk to do that."
“因?yàn)槲液鹊锰砹耍圆荒苣敲醋鲅健?rdquo;
比較簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇三
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by aman who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.
有一位醫(yī)生和一位律師出席一場(chǎng)雞尾酒會(huì)，當(dāng)時(shí)有一名男子走近這位醫(yī)生詢問有關(guān)如何處理他的潰瘍的忠告。
The doctor mumbled some medical advice,then turned to the lawyer and asked,
這位醫(yī)生就咕嚕咕嚕說(shuō)了一些醫(yī)療上的忠告，然后轉(zhuǎn)向這位律師。
"How do you handled the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
并問他：“當(dāng)你在社交宴會(huì)場(chǎng)合中被人詢間忠告的時(shí)候，你都怎么處理這個(gè)情形呢?”
"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.
這位律師回答說(shuō)： “就寄出一張聽取忠告的賬單呀”。
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issues the ulcer-stricken man a account.
下一天早上，這位醫(yī)生來(lái)到他的診療窒;開出一張五十元賬單給這名罹患潰瘍的男子。
That afternoon he received a 0 account from the lawyer.
而在那天下午他竟然就收到一張從律師那里寄來(lái)的一百元賬單。
比較簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀篇四
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.
"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。
“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上。”
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