好笑的英語笑話大全
好笑的英語笑話大全
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會關(guān)系和心理特征等等。本文是爆笑的笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!
爆笑的笑話帶翻譯篇一
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hourago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"
一個(gè)男人在熱氣球上，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己迷失了方向。他下降高度，下方有一個(gè)婦女。他又下降了一點(diǎn)，大聲呼喊,"打擾下，你能幫個(gè)忙嗎，一個(gè)小時(shí)以前我答應(yīng)了一個(gè)朋友要和他見面，但現(xiàn)在我不知道我身處何地。”
婦女在下面回答，“你在一個(gè)熱氣球里，大約離地面三十英尺。你在北緯40-41度之間，西經(jīng)59-60度之間。”
“你必定是個(gè)工程設(shè)計(jì)師，”氣球上的男人說。
“我是，”女人回答。“你是怎么知道的?”
“是這樣，”氣球上的男人說“你告訴我的事在技術(shù)上都是正確的，但是我無法理解你的看法，事實(shí)是我依舊迷失。坦白說，到目前為止你沒幫上我多少。”
下面的婦女回應(yīng)道，“你一定是在管理部門工作。”
“我是，”氣球上的男人回答，“這你是怎么知道的?”
“是啊，”婦女說，“你總是不知道你在哪里，也不知道你要去哪里。你的上升，是由于大量的熱氣。你對別人許下的承諾，你不知道如何履行，而且你還期望在你下面的人會解決你的問題。事實(shí)就是在我們見面之前，我們都在完全相同的立場上，可現(xiàn)在，不知怎么地，卻成了我的錯(cuò)了。”
爆笑的笑話帶翻譯篇二
一分鐘一塊錢
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天，教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a 0 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
考試結(jié)束了，學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張?jiān)嚲砩蟿e著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and change.
第二堂課，教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。其中一個(gè)學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。
爆笑的笑話帶翻譯篇三
孩子和媽媽
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
一個(gè)孩子好奇的問媽媽：“媽咪，為什么你的頭發(fā)有的變灰白了?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
媽媽想利用這個(gè)機(jī)會好好教育教育她的孩子：“因?yàn)槟惆?，寶貝。每次你不聽話，我就會有一根頭發(fā)變灰白的。”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
孩子天真的回答：“現(xiàn)在我知道為什么外祖母頭上只有灰白的頭發(fā)了。”
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