關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇一
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"
就在我開始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇二
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級(jí)飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時(shí)看到地上有一張新臺(tái)幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會(huì)將它撿起?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因?yàn)榇蠹叶贾懒硗鈨烧卟⒉淮嬖凇?/p>
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇三
What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?
Answer: use a pen
若圣誕老人的馴鹿吃掉你的鉛筆該怎么辦?
答案：用原子筆
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇四
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么?
答案：鋤地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。)
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇五
What can Santa give away and still keep?
Answer: a cold.
什么東西圣誕老人可以分送出去，自己卻也還留著?
答案：感冒。
相關(guān)文章拓展閱讀：答非所問的各種搞笑對(duì)話
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
綿羊在圣誕節(jié)會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說什么?
Merry Christmas to ewe(發(fā)音同you)!
母羊圣誕節(jié)快樂。(祝你圣誕節(jié)快樂)
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
把什么放進(jìn)圣誕大餐上最好。
Your teeth!
你的牙齒。
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
為什么圣誕節(jié)都要吃大餐?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
因?yàn)槟憔涂梢哉f“吃得快樂”
Knock Knock.
咚咚咚。
Who's there?
誰呀
Mary.
瑪麗
Mary who?
哪個(gè)Mary?
Mary Christmas!
Mary Christmas(圣誕節(jié)快樂)
A definition of Christmas:
圣誕節(jié)的定義：
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
人人都為圣誕老人瘋狂。
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹會(huì)對(duì)另一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹說什么?
My POP is bigger than yours!
我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
你把從富人家偷來禮物送給窮人家的精靈叫什么?
Ribbon Hood!(Robin Hood)
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
圣誕節(jié)Christmas Day最后的是什么?
The letter "Y"!
字母Y
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
生氣的老鼠在12月給每個(gè)人送什么?
Cross mouse cards! 穿過老鼠卡(Christmas Card圣誕賀卡)
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
亞當(dāng)在圣誕節(jié)前一晚說什么?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Eve，是圣誕節(jié)了。(It's Christmas Eve 平安夜)
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
你會(huì)買圣誕節(jié)期間使用的紀(jì)念郵票嗎?(你會(huì)買Christmas 海豹嗎?)
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
不會(huì)，我不知道怎么養(yǎng)它們。
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
圣誕節(jié)最好的key是什么?
A turkey!
turkey(伙計(jì))
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
圣誕節(jié)給父母送什么最好?
A list of everything you want!
你最想要的禮物清單。(免得爸媽還要絞盡腦汁的想送什么給我)
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
圣誕節(jié)野生動(dòng)物都唱什么?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
(叢林響叮當(dāng)，叢林響叮當(dāng)，到處都是叢林)
(jingle bells)
What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
剛當(dāng)上爸媽的人圣誕節(jié)最喜歡唱什么歌?
Silent Night!
安靜的夜。(今晚孩子不要哭)
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
槲寄生在哪兒出名的?
"Holly" wood!
好萊塢。(神圣的森林)
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
圣誕蠟燭會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說什么?
You light me up!(歌曲)
你照亮了我。
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