簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯
笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領(lǐng)域,其中包括政治笑話、經(jīng)濟(jì)笑話、家庭生活笑話、關(guān)于民族性格的笑話等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯：A Dead Fly 一只死蒼蠅
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅。
服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的。
簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯：Christmas Service 圣誕節(jié)的禱告
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.
"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."
"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."
這是一個寒冷的圣誕節(jié)清晨，霧很重，積雪很厚。只有一名農(nóng)民和牧師設(shè)法到達(dá)教堂做禱告。
牧師說：“ 我想今天做禱告是沒有意義的。”
“我可不這么認(rèn)為。”農(nóng)民說，“只要有一只奶牛在喂養(yǎng)時出現(xiàn)，我仍然喂它。”
簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯：Office Christmas party 辦公室圣誕晚會
"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked hiscolleague veduchina.
"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become veryanxious if I stay out late."
"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"
"A centipede veduchina."
"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"
“你明天去參加公司組織的圣誕晚會嗎?” 一個年輕人問他的同事。
“我當(dāng)然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必須呆在家里，因?yàn)槿绻一厝ヌ砦业膶櫸飼軗?dān)憂!”
“寵物?”年輕人回答到，“我不知道你還有寵物，是什么寵物?“
“一只蜈蚣。”
“一只蜈蚣?那很常見啊。那不是問題，你可以把它帶上啊!”
簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯：Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
一個人在吹牛，說他們國家得事情是多么不可思議。最后，他開始講他的國家的建筑物有多么高。
“有一個樓房特別高，我的朋友亞歷克斯用了72小時才從它上面跌下來!”
“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友說。“當(dāng)然他一定死了!”
“當(dāng)然。他沒有食物和水達(dá)3天之久!”
簡單的英語笑話及漢語翻譯：Drunken Humour 醉漢的幽默
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.
Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?
Wife: I love you, dear.
妻子：親愛的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，飯桌上老嘮叨一件事。
丈夫：真的嗎?千萬別信一個醉漢說的話，對了，我都說了什么?
妻子：我愛你，親愛的。
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