關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)閱讀
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關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：The amazing golf ball 神奇的高爾夫球
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
一個(gè)高爾夫球手正要發(fā)球，跑上來(lái)一個(gè)無(wú)限諂媚的小個(gè)子推銷(xiāo)員，喊到：“ 等一下。在您發(fā)球前，我請(qǐng)您看一樣超神奇的東西。”
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
高爾夫球手頗感被打攪，說(shuō)道：“什么東西啊?”
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
“是一個(gè)很特別的高爾夫球 - 一個(gè)永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)被弄丟的球!”
"you can never lose it"，scoffs the golfer, "What if you hit it into the water?
“永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)丟的球”，高爾夫球手嘲諷地說(shuō)，“如果球被打到水里呢?”
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
“沒(méi)問(wèn)題。它能漂起來(lái)，還能探測(cè)到哪里是岸，然后自己就能轉(zhuǎn)到岸邊。”
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
“那么如果掉到樹(shù)叢里呢?”
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
“簡(jiǎn)單。它能發(fā)出嘟嘟聲，這樣你就能循聲而至了。”
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
“那如果天黑了怎么找它呢?”
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
“球會(huì)在黑暗中發(fā)光啊!一句話(huà)，你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)找不到這個(gè)球。”
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
高爾夫球手當(dāng)即買(mǎi)下這個(gè)球，隨口問(wèn)了一句：“你從哪搞到它的?”
"I found it."
“是我撿到的啦!”
關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Placing your order
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than will be accepted."
我和朋友在一家快餐店排隊(duì)等著點(diǎn)餐，看到店里貼了張通知：本店不收面值超過(guò)20元的大票。
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than , I wouldn't be eating here."
排在我們前面的一位女士指著通知感慨到：“相信我，如果我真有20元以上的大票， 我就肯定不來(lái)這吃飯了。”
關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：This is my seat
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士頭一回坐飛機(jī)。她登機(jī)后發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位僅靠窗子。
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
她坐好后，一位男士走過(guò)來(lái)堅(jiān)持說(shuō)她坐了他的位子。這位女士根本不聽(tīng)，只告訴他走開(kāi)
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
“好吧，”男士回答道。“如果你真想這樣，你來(lái)開(kāi)飛機(jī)吧。”
關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Running a red light
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."
兩個(gè)男人開(kāi)車(chē)前行，路遇一紅燈，司機(jī)呼嘯而過(guò)。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干嗎這樣做?”司機(jī)說(shuō)：“別擔(dān)心，我兄弟經(jīng)常這么干。”
They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).
又遇一紅燈，司機(jī)依舊呼嘯而過(guò)。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說(shuō)如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車(chē)。路遇一綠燈，司機(jī)猛踩剎車(chē)，車(chē)子嘎然而止。
The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，問(wèn)道：“你有病吧?剛才闖了兩個(gè)紅燈，現(xiàn)在綠燈了你倒停了。”
The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司機(jī)回答：“我兄弟可能會(huì)從那邊過(guò)來(lái)。”
關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：They are directly from America 它們是從美國(guó)直接帶來(lái)的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.
一位中國(guó)老婦人在美國(guó)看望女兒回來(lái)不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺(tái)，銀行職員認(rèn)真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說(shuō)：“相信我，先生，也請(qǐng)你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國(guó)直接帶來(lái)的。”
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