關(guān)于情景對(duì)話英語笑話
關(guān)于情景對(duì)話英語笑話
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關(guān)于情景對(duì)話英語笑話篇1
It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
這是一個(gè)陽光燦爛的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字機(jī)上敲敲打打。這時(shí)一只散步的狐貍走了過來。
Fox: "What are you working on?"
狐貍：“你在做什么呢?”
Rabbit: "My thesis."
兔子：“寫我的論文。”
Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"
狐貍：“唔，是關(guān)于什么的?”
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
兔子：“噢，我在寫兔子是怎樣吃掉狐貍的。”
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."
狐貍：“你太搞笑了吧!誰都知道兔子不吃狐貍。”
Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."
兔子：“兔子當(dāng)然吃，我能證明的。跟我來。”
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.
它們一起消失在兔子的洞穴里，幾分鐘后只有兔子獨(dú)自出來了。它回到打字機(jī)前繼續(xù)敲打。
Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
很快，一只狼走了過來，停下看著兔子奮力工作。
Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"
狼：“你在寫什么呢?”
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
兔子：“我在寫論文，關(guān)于兔子如何吃掉狼。”
Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
狼：“你不會(huì)指望這種垃圾論文被發(fā)表吧!”
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
兔子：“能發(fā)表，你想知道為什么嗎?”
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
兔子和狼一起進(jìn)了洞穴，而兔子又一次獨(dú)自走了出來。幾分鐘后它繼續(xù)打字。
Inside the rabbit's burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.
兔子洞穴里：一個(gè)角落里是一堆狐貍骨頭，另一角落里是一堆狼骨頭。而另一側(cè)是一只獅子，它邊打著飽嗝，邊剔著牙齒。
關(guān)于情景對(duì)話英語笑話篇2
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一個(gè)小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結(jié)婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道，我現(xiàn)在還在交錢。”父親回答。
關(guān)于情景對(duì)話英語笑話篇3
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地。”
關(guān)于情景對(duì)話英語笑話篇4
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽。”
“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。
“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了。”麥克回答說。
關(guān)于情景對(duì)話英語笑話篇5
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請(qǐng)說說看。
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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