小學(xué)生英文小笑話閱讀
笑話是現(xiàn)代社會發(fā)展最快的一種口頭文學(xué)體裁,它體現(xiàn)了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點;笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統(tǒng)及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態(tài)度。本文是小學(xué)生英文小笑話，希望對大家有幫助!
小學(xué)生英文小笑話：Sick Sunday
A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill.
"Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl.
"No." replied Mom.
"I think I'm gonna throw up."
"Well go out the front door, walk around the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
A few moments later the girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" asked Mom.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way around the church, throw up and be back here so soon?"
"I didn't even have to go outside. They have a box right by the front door that says 'For the Sick'."
小學(xué)生英文小笑話：Wise Cooking Advice
This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.
While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke, preferably enough to get at least two smoke detectors going.
Then you go rushing about the house, opening all the windows, setting up fans, and generally doing everything short of calling the fire department.
Let the guests sit for about 1/2 hour at 50 degrees (as a result of opening the windows) and serve the food.
By this point, you have established expectations in your guests' minds that you can't fail to exceed!
小學(xué)生英文小笑話：The Soccer Stars
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it is that blind kids can play soccer.
"We made a special ball, with a bell in it, so the kids can keep track of where the ball is and what it's doing by listening for it. They're pretty good at it too."
"Very clever!" remarks the other patron.
Just then they are interrupted as another patron, who is looking out the window, says, "Hey! Are you the guy with those damn blind kids from the bus?"
"Yes," says the teacher, stung by the way "his" kids are being refered to, "what about it? You got something against blind kids?"
"Nothing, ordinarily," says the guy, still scowling out the window, "but you better get them rounded up quick! They're kicking the hell out of my best milk cow!"
小學(xué)生英文小笑話：The Knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.
The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."
The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, "Waiter, give me a beer."
The waiter says, "Hey aren't you the string who came in here earlier."
The knot replies, "No, I'm a fraid knot."
小學(xué)生英文小笑話：Blonde Has Lunch In A Restaurant
This two ladies,one with red hair and the other one blond, went to a nice restaurant to have lunch.
The waiter asks the blonde if she would like something to drink and she ordered a pepsi. And the lady with the red hair, oredered a double bols and coke.
After the waiter have left, the blond says that she was'nt aware that she could have order anything like that.
When the waiter returned with the orders, she asked him to cancel the pepsi, and bring something else instead. Sure the waiter replied, what will it be then ?
Two dicks and a pepsi please!
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