關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英文笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英文笑話篇一
A little rabbit is running 奔跑的小白兔
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling ajoint1. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's onecstasy2!"
有一只小白兔快樂地奔跑在森林中，在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的長(zhǎng)頸鹿。小白兔看著長(zhǎng)頸鹿說道：“長(zhǎng)頸鹿我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺心情舒暢很多!”長(zhǎng)頸鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻煙，把大麻煙向身后一扔，跟著小白兔在森林中奔跑。
后來它們遇到一只正準(zhǔn)備吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又對(duì)大象說：“大象我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我們一起在這片美麗的森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺好很多!”大象看看它們，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟著小白兔和長(zhǎng)頸鹿一起奔跑。
后來它們遇到一只正準(zhǔn)備注射毒品的獅子，小白兔又對(duì)獅子說：“獅子我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我們一起在這片陽光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺如此美好!”
獅子看看小白兔，放下手中的針筒，把小白兔猛揍了一頓。長(zhǎng)頸鹿和大象被嚇壞了，它們看著獅子問它：“獅子，你為什么要打小白兔呢?它只是想要幫助我們大家啊!”
獅子回答：“這家伙每次嗑了搖頭丸就拉著我像白癡一樣在森林里亂跑!”
關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英文笑話篇二
Kangaroos and the Cage 袋鼠與籠子
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.
有一天，動(dòng)物園的管理員們發(fā)現(xiàn)袋鼠從籠子里跑出來了，于是開會(huì)討論，一致認(rèn)為是籠子的高度過低，所以他們決定將籠子的高度由原來的1米加高到2米。結(jié)果第二天他們發(fā)現(xiàn)，袋鼠還是跑到外面來，所以他們又決定再將高度加高到3米。
Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.
沒想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面，于是管理員們大為緊張，決定一不做二不休，將籠子的高度加高到10米。
Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, “Do you think they will go on raising your cage?”
一天，長(zhǎng)頸鹿和幾只袋鼠在閑聊，“你們看，這些人會(huì)不會(huì)再繼續(xù)加高你們的籠子?”長(zhǎng)頸鹿問。
“Hard to say,” said a kangaroo, “if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.”
“很難說。”袋鼠說，“如果他們?cè)倮^續(xù)忘記關(guān)門的話!”
關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英文笑話篇三
Three Turtles 三只烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee.""We won't," the other two promised.Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."Just then avoice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是最大的那只烏龜對(duì)最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。兩年后，大烏龜對(duì)中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”
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