關(guān)于動物的爆笑英文笑話
關(guān)于動物的爆笑英文笑話
笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于動物的爆笑英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于動物的爆笑英文笑話：Skunk 臭鼬
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察調(diào)度員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來?”
“弄一些面包屑，”調(diào)度員說，“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門打開。”
一段時間后，那位居民又將電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎?”調(diào)度員問。
“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現(xiàn)在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。”
關(guān)于動物的爆笑英文笑話：Brave Rats 勇敢的老鼠
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
三只老鼠坐酒吧里吹著誰勇敢誰強悍。
頭一只說：“我太厲害了，上回我吃了一整包老鼠藥!”
第二只說：“得了，我才厲害呢，有回我被捕鼠夾夾住了，我把夾子都咬碎了。”
緊跟著第三只老鼠站起身來說：“回見了哥們，我要回去逗貓玩了。”
關(guān)于動物的爆笑英文笑話：狗知道嗎
Does the dog know the proverb,too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個諺語嗎?
一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子.
“沒有關(guān)系,”一位先生說,“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人.’”
“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”
關(guān)于動物的爆笑英文笑話：Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀.誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老師：請說說看.
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子.
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