關(guān)于公園的英文笑話閱讀
關(guān)于公園的英文笑話閱讀
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編精心收集了關(guān)于公園的英文笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
關(guān)于公園的英文笑話：Kiss in the Park 公園里的接吻
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench,passionately1 kissing
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
公園里漫步的一對夫婦注意到一位男士和一位女士正坐在長凳上激情地接吻。
“你為什么不那樣做呢?” 妻子說。
“親愛的，”她的丈夫答道:“我根本不認識那位女士!”
看了“關(guān)于公園的英文笑話”后，學習啦小編分享“你不喜歡今天的顏色嗎”!
Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?
Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.
She did not drive fast，because she was old，but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her，“Please don't drive your car，grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”
But she always said，“No，I like driving. I've driven for fifty years，and I'm not going to stop now.”
Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red，and then it did not start again. The lights were green，then yellow，then red，
then green again，but her car did not start.
“What am I going to do now?” She said.
But then a policeman came and said to her kindly，“Good morning. Don't you like any of our colours today?”
格林太太八十歲了。她有一輛小型轎車，每逢星期六她總是開著這輛車去購買食品。
因為年紀大了，格林太太車子開得不快，不過她開車技術(shù)很高，從來沒有出過事。有時她的孫子孫女們對她說：“奶奶，您別開車了，我們可以送您去商店。”
但她總是說：“不，我喜歡開車。我已經(jīng)開了五十年了，現(xiàn)在還不想撒手。”
上星期六，她看見交通燈是紅色就剎住了車。后來車子熄火了。交通燈由綠色轉(zhuǎn)為黃色，然后轉(zhuǎn)為紅色，又轉(zhuǎn)變?yōu)榫G色，可她的車子還是發(fā)動不起來。
“現(xiàn)在我該怎么辦呢?”她說。
這時一位警察走過來，和氣地對她說：“早上好，今天交通燈的顏色沒有一樣您喜歡嗎?”
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