關于跟生日有關的英語笑話閱讀
關于跟生日有關的英語笑話閱讀
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了關于跟生日有關的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
關于跟生日有關的英語笑話篇1
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
關于跟生日有關的英語笑話篇2
gardening glove
園藝手套
for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. i held my hands up and said, "well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."
幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什么禮物，我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”
later that evening i opened my present with enthusiasm. "happy birthday," he said, as i unwrapped(打開) a new pair of gardening glove.
那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物，“生日快樂!”他說。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。
關于跟生日有關的英語笑話篇3
Annie: Mum,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?
安妮: 媽媽，你知道你過生日我會送你什么禮物嗎?
Mum: No,dear,what is it?
媽媽: 親愛的，我猜不出來，是什么東西呀?
Annie: A nice teapot.
安妮: 一個漂亮的茶壺。
Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.
媽媽: 可我有一個很好的茶壺了。
Annie: No, you haven'l. I've just dropped it!
安妮: 不，你沒有。我剛把它掉在地上摔破了。
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一些有關生日的搞笑語錄
1. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
你看上去一點都不老，怎么能指望我記住你的生日呢?(忘掉別人生日的最好借口)
2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
記住老婆生日的最好辦法就是忘掉一次。(不相信的話你就試試)
3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live thelongest.
生日對你有好處。數(shù)據統(tǒng)計顯示，度過生日最多的人活得最長。(搞笑的廢話)
4. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
很少有女人承認他們的年齡，很少有男人的行為符合他們的年齡。(大實話)
5. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'HappyBirthday".
上周蠟燭廠失火了，在場的每一個人圍在一起唱起了生日快樂歌。(生日派對上講笑話可以用的上)
6. I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday!
我時常會想起你……年齡比我大。生日快樂!(給比你大的朋友發(fā)生日短信時可以這樣開玩笑)
7. You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise.
如果爬樓梯時你美其名曰為鍛煉，那說明你是真得老了。(我爺爺總是笑稱爬樓梯就是鍛煉)
8. Smile while you've still got the teeth. Happy Birthday!
趁你還有牙，笑一個!生日快樂!(好朋友生日派對照相時可以這樣調侃)
Well, it’s really getting late and it’s time to take a quick shower and hit the hay. I’m sure I willwake up to a sunny morning and tomorrow will surely be better…
好了，時間真得不早了，該洗洗睡了。我確信會在一個陽光明媚的早晨醒來，也相信明天會更美好…..
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