關(guān)于bra的英文笑話閱讀

時(shí)間：2016-11-30 14:31:55 韋彥867由分享

　　笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事。笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領(lǐng)域,其中包括政治笑話、經(jīng)濟(jì)笑話、家庭生活笑話、關(guān)于民族性格的笑話等。小編精心收集了關(guān)于bra的英文笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　關(guān)于bra的英文笑話篇1

　　Scientific Bra

　　A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.

　　關(guān)于bra的英文笑話篇2

　　Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define Bra Sizes?

　　A - Almost Boobs

　　B - Barely there

　　C - Can Do

　　D - Damn good

　　E - Enormous

　　F - Fake

　　關(guān)于bra的英文笑話篇3

　　Bra的A～N罩杯A----airplane(飛機(jī)場(chǎng))

　　B----barely there(若隱若現(xiàn))

　　C----can do(好算湊合)

　　D----damn good(真他媽好)

　　E----ecstay(令人銷魂)

　　F----Fake! aren't them?(假的吧?)

　　G——God (天啊!)

　　H——Horrible (太可怕了)

　　I——Incredible (不敢相信)

　　J——joke(這是開玩笑的)

　　K——kidding?(開玩笑?)

　　L——Lure (太有吸引力了)

　　M——Monster (怪物!!)

　　N——Nothing like that! (獨(dú)一無二滴!)

　　看了“關(guān)于bra的英文笑話”后，學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享“How's Your Hearing”!

　　How's Your Hearing!!!

　　Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line.

　　When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"

　　Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

　　So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while.

　　After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

　　Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday in Dallas."

　　
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