關(guān)于短小的英文笑話閱讀
關(guān)于短小的英文笑話閱讀
笑話是日常生活中常見的一種幽默。與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意違反合作原則,由此衍生出會話含意,并利用會話含意之間的沖突實現(xiàn)其預(yù)定功能。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于短小的英文笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于短小的英文笑話：Blonde Overdue
A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."
關(guān)于短小的英文笑話：Sore Throat
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.He gets out his light and says, "Open wide"."I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."!
關(guān)于短小的英文笑話：Two Blondes Walking in the Forest
Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.
One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!'
'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.'
'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'
'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'
Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.
關(guān)于短小的英文笑話：One Blonde To Another
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave ,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the ,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
關(guān)于短小的英文笑話：A 15
A red head, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks the redhead what she would like. She says, "I'll have a A.L." The bartender looks lost, and so the redhead says, "Daaaaa, an Amstel Lite!" Next, the bartender asks the brunette what she would like. The brunette says, "I'll have a B.L." With this, the bartender gets a grin on his face and says, "A Bud Lite,right?" The brunette says, "Daaaaa, a Becks lite!" Feeling really dumb, he asks the blonde what she would like to drink. The blonde says, "I'll have a 15." The bartender says to himself, "A 15, a 15, a 15?" The Blonde says, "daaaaa, a 7 and 7."
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