簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話精選
英語(yǔ)笑話分很多種類，有成人英語(yǔ)笑話、動(dòng)物英語(yǔ)笑話、愚人英語(yǔ)笑話和兒童英語(yǔ)笑話等。其中兒童英語(yǔ)笑話最簡(jiǎn)單有趣，因?yàn)橹挥羞@樣才能吸引到小朋友們，讓他們一邊玩一邊學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：The teacher cried 老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛(ài)，寵愛(ài)) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, heeither cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。
他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問(wèn)道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”
“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”
簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：The New Teacher 新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問(wèn)。
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。”
簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：If I am a Manager
如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫。
我在等我的秘書。那孩子答道。
簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Big hands 大手
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, whatwould I have?
Student: Big hands.
老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么?
學(xué)生：大手。
簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：一場(chǎng)特殊的足球比賽
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." repliedMike.
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽。”
“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問(wèn)道。
“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒(méi)有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了。”麥克回答說(shuō)。
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