關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話精選
關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話精選
英語笑話是內(nèi)容豐富并具有出乎意料結(jié)尾的幽默口頭故事，讓聽的人回味無窮。本文是關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!
關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話：For The Best
It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when I decided to visit my girl friend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but sometimes she is, shall we say, lacking in other areas.
Well Susie had decided her kitchen needed repainting, and instead of hiring a professional, decided to do it herself. I thought she might appreciate a break and brought over some cold beer and some sandwiches.
When I arrived, I found Susie working hard painting the kitchen walls. But instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did.
It said, ... "For best results, put on two coats."
關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話：The Napping Trucker
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
"Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger.
"Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
"It's 4:40!" yells the trucker. Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: 'I don't know the time.' He sticks the paper to his windshield.
But he is awoken again -- "It's 5:25," says another jogger.
關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話：Supplies
A foreman was assigned three new workers, two big strong local men, and a little guy from Japan.
Because of their size, the foreman gave the two locals the digging work, and told the Japanese man "You'll be in charge of supplies."
After an hour or so, the foreman came back to check on their progress only to find the two locals sitting down doing nothing.
"What happened? Why aren't you at work?"
The men replied that their tools were broken and that the Japanese man in charge of supplies, had disappeared.
Worried, the foreman ordered the two men outside the mine to help look for the little guy.
Just when they were about to give up the search, the Japanese guy jumps up from behind a rock and yells "Supplies!!"
關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話：Bad Drivers
A man is driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone.
"Honey, be careful. I heard on the news that there is a car on the road driving the wrong way."
To this the man replies, "One? There's millions of 'em!"
關(guān)于小學(xué)生經(jīng)典英語笑話：The Waiter Gave Me What I Asked
A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?"
"Yes."
"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me."
"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight."
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