關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯精選
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯精選
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關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：TWO HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)
護(hù)士：手術(shù)后你感覺(jué)怎樣?
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺(jué)到我體內(nèi)有兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)。
護(hù)士：怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
她寧愿買(mǎi)一件禮物
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買(mǎi)一件生日禮物。"沒(méi)關(guān)系，"他說(shuō)，"我最想要的東西是你的愛(ài)、忠貞和溫順。"媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，"我寧愿給你買(mǎi)一件禮物。"
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER
A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are speaking the truth", his wife says.
"May God strike me dead if I am lying."
"Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.
一個(gè)發(fā)怒妻子的祈禱
一個(gè)男人因嗜賭而經(jīng)?；丶液芡恚瑸榇怂拮訌臎](méi)停止過(guò)罵他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后，他妻子指責(zé)他又去賭博了，可他發(fā)誓說(shuō)這次是因?yàn)楣ぷ鳌?quot;我祈禱上帝你說(shuō)的是實(shí)話，"妻子說(shuō)。
"如果我說(shuō)謊上帝便賜我于死。"
"那我祈禱上帝你是在說(shuō)謊。"他妻子充滿希望地說(shuō)。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：DON'T BE SELFISH
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.
別太自私
一位母親在勸告她的兒子。
"聽(tīng)著，約翰，別太自私，讓你的弟弟和你共用一輛自行車。" "媽媽，我是讓他。我先騎下坡，他再騎上坡。"
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)詞
法庭上法官正審問(wèn)一個(gè)搶劫犯，由于該犯是一個(gè)不會(huì)說(shuō)英語(yǔ)的外國(guó)人，審問(wèn)很困難。"你一點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)都不會(huì)說(shuō)嗎?"法官問(wèn)。"我只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)詞。"搶劫犯回答。
"你會(huì)說(shuō)哪幾個(gè)詞?"
"你是要錢(qián)還是要命!"
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