英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯
英語笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯：A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇?，耳朵在后?/p>
英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯：How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"
當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢?”
英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯：The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。"
英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯：All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
除了音樂
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”
“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”
英語笑話故事短文帶翻譯：The Absent-minded Professor
The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"
Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."
"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."
粗心的教授大聲地喊道：“凱特，到黑板前面來!”
另外一個學(xué)生說：“教授，凱特沒來。”
“別說話，讓凱特自己講。”
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